wannab stuntman, brian mcccanna plans to ride his bicycle off a roof and land into a pile of mattresses. and if that isn t dumb enough, while on fire. he is preparing for the jump and we have some company there. when police arrive unexpectedly, ryan panics, dousing himself with gas. lights himself on fire, pedals towards the ramp, goes over the ramp and straight down. clearly, brian didn t pay attention in physics class because he want even close. ryan plunges nearly 30 feet misses the mattresses and breaks his nose and wrist. still on fire he runs to a bar damage can he s filled with water. he had a bucket of water. fire extinguisher? because of his injured hand, ryan can t lift the trashcan of water. i learned in school, stop, drop and roll. not run around on fire until you melt. eventually, brian drops to the ground. police officer casually walks