Widow Just Wishes Husband Could Hear All The Rote Pleasantries Funeral Goers Have To Say About Him
ELKTON, MD Explaining that the hollow gestures of sympathy would certainly bring tears to his eyes, local widow Gina Hasapis told reporters Tuesday that she just wished her late husband could hear all the rote pleasantries that funeral attendees said about him. “Oh, if only my Martin could hear you pay forced, insincere respects,” said Hasapis, adding that her partner of 30 years would have truly been touched to hear his coworkers and acquaintances make vague remembrances about he was “great to have in meetings” and “a really nice guy.” “He always hoped that people who felt obliged to attend his funeral would say things that could literally apply to any other person. And gosh, if only he could see all the gorgeous flowers everyone clearly bought last minute at the grocery store on their way here.” At press time, Hasapis said she knew her deceased husband was
Fisherman finds mutant baby shark with a ‘human face’ Andy Gregory
An Indonesian fisherman appears to have got considerably more than he bargained for after catching a shark in his trawler.
Abdullah Nuren, from the village of Pepela on Rote Island, near West Timor, said he was out fishing with his brother on Saturday night when they discovered a pregnant shark in their nets.
“The next day I split the belly of the mother shark and found three cubs in its stomach,” the 48-year-old was quoted as saying by local outlet
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But while two of the baby sharks looked similar to their mother, one bore an uncannily human face.