1. You’ve posed for a picture hugging the Wote Street Willy 2. You tell people that Basingstoke is a nice place to live because it’s only 45 minutes away from London and an hour away from the seaside 3. You’ve tried to impress someone with the fact that the IBM building (Skyline Plaza) is the tallest between London and New York – but you’re not sure if it’s actually the AA building 4. You add an ‘s’ to the end of words such as Tescos, Asdas, Liquids (R.I.P) 5. If you’re over 35, you ve spent a Saturday night in Martine’s