Run for mayor of dildo. They dont have a mayor. They dont seem to want a mayor because theyre not having an election for mayor. But local polls show me leading 5248. Bad news is i am leading no one by 4 . I dispatched an advance team. They went 4,000 miles and led by close and mosttrusted adviser guillermo, we will hear from him in dildo moments from now. This is the time of year when we offer people walking past our studio the floppertunity to take their clothes off. We have a pool in the back of our theater. Memories are just waiting to be made. This is the 14th summer, 14 years ago, a mysterious voice told me, if you build it, they will flop. And we did. Lets go to cousin sal, sal, by the way, i want to mention, [cheers and applause] has his own show on fox sports 1 called lock it in, a sports gambling show. Theyll probably cancel it. Jimmy your gambling problem paid off in a big way. Have you found someone on the street we can bet on . I have. Lets bet on some bellies. Jimmy very g
Run for mayor of dildo. They dont have a mayor. They dont seem to want a mayor because theyre not having an election for mayor. But local polls show me leading 5248. Bad news is i am leading no one by 4 . I dispatched an advance team. They went 4,000 miles and led by close and mosttrusted adviser guillermo, we will hear from him in dildo moments from now. This is the time of year when we offer people walking past our studio the floppertunity to take their clothes off. We have a pool in the back of our theater. Memories are just waiting to be made. This is the 14th summer, 14 yearsi years ago, a mysterious voice told me, if you build it, they will flop. And we did. Lets go to cousin sal, sal, by the way, i want to mention, [cheers and applause] has his own show on fox sports 1 called lock it in, a sports gambling show. Theyll probably cancel it. Jimmy your gambling problem paid off in a big way. Have you found someone on the street we can bet on . I have. Lets bet on some bellies. Jimmy
Monsta x. Theyre a band of boys from south korea. Theyre very popular. Some people have been camping out for five days, which is sad, really, more than anything. Its because they showed up last night, theyd still be in the front row. Theres no need, but anyway, monsta x is a souper popular group. The names, im sorry if i mispronounce. Larrys not one of the guys. One of the things about this band, they wear a lot of makeup. We thought it would be fun to ask the guys to do an monsta x extreme makeover on a member of our staff. So we picked a member randomly of our staff. And they gathered around, and wow, wait until you see how quickly they did this. Its almost some kind of tv magic. Now here he is. Come on in, guillermo, lets see how you look. [cheers and applause] jimmy you look fantastic. [cheers and applause] jimmy you look like a female, you remember when bugs bunny would dress as a woman . Yeah. Jimmy and elmer fudd would try to have sex with him . Thats you. My god. Jimmy speaking
devious maids marks a break throughout moment. for the first time in english language prime time drama five latinos headline the show. it has some critics questioning whether it s a step forward or if it s a return to the stereo stieps of old. joining me now, ana ortiz, dania ramirez, rosalynn sanchez and edy ganem. ana, what do you make of the quote unquote controversy about the maids, you re prime time start but folks saying those roles don t count? it s so sad because i don t understand how a person s story isn t valid just because they re a maid. i understand the stereo types because when i read the script,
the law? we re going to talk about what we know this morning and it s all new. brian: the winner of game 7 is? basketball title for the heat, the 2013 championship resides once again in miami. brian: as i predicted, the heat steve: you said it was going to be the spurs! brian: game 8 will be all spurs. fox & friends starts now. steve: it is take your dog to work today and today is also our all-american concert series. today kit kip moore. from a small town in georgia. he is fantastic, burning up the charts. he will be here as well as a pack of dogs. brian: how do you know that? steve: it is take your dog to work day. alisyn: what is this, brian? brian: the family dog by the name of duke. usually he watches at home. alisyn: behind the sofa you can find all sorts of old food. steve: sit down right there. good boy. look at that face. alisyn: do you think he ll sit there for three hours? brian: we ll see. steve: take your dog to work day started in 1999