right. i mean, these nut balls going on television will be like donald trump he s 8 foot tall, shoots lightning out of his et cetera. you know, that s great television, i guess, and it s pretty people love watching, i guess, these people get beat up. i mean, i watch it. i watch it a lot. and that s part of the theme of this whole campaign is the sort of triumph of spectacle. we ve all sort of been part of that, myself, included. right. speaking of triumph and spectacle, if you had advice for hillary clinton, you help write that sort of roasting at the white house correspondents dinner of donald trump. she s going second tonight, hillary clinton, she could basically take the gloves off. what would be your advice for her tonight? i think the key for these things is be self-deprecating, give yourself room. that s what we ve done with president obama s speeches. get up there, make a few jokes on yourself, the harder you are on yourself, the honest you are about your flaw,
on yourself, the harder you are on yourself, the honest you are about your flaw, the more liberty, more degrees of freedom you have to rip someone else to pieces. you take out the knife, gently nick yourself and go around the entire room stabbing everyone in the chest basically you re saying. look, if that s the violent metaphor you d like for a couple of barbs, sure, fine. but, yeah, i m more fascinated by what trump s going to do. i know. when he gets up there. what is this guy he s not exactly going to i don t know. i have one little theory, you saw earlier today that some, you know, some incompetent goon put out a press release that accidentally included the language he wasn t going to use. right. right. the alternate. yeah. i have this feeling that those are jokes that he stuck in his speech that he took out from his al smith. so i think we may hear those jokes. who are these people? i want to know what good comedy writer is going to help donald trump write a bunch