They are the interviews that send us to sleep, the post-match press conferences in which sportspeople display the skills they have learnt in media training. The skill is to say nothing, to utter little but hard-worn clichés, to pay the lip service of complimenting the hard work of the opposing team, to escape the whole experience and not have to face a dressing down from their manager/agent/family/other-half because they offered up some embarrassing gaffe. All they and their team want is a good