That ronnie needs the boat. How are you going to do that, tell him this is holland and the dike broke . I told you blanche would come up with something good. Go ahead, blanche. Well honey, i was being sarcastic. Oh. Mr. Von zell, you have the floor. I thought we could tell george that ronnie needs the boat for his health. You know, the salt air . Tell dad i need it for my health . Thats a wonderful idea, ronnie oh ho ho, if blanche couldnt think of something, i knew you could. audience laughter oh, gracie, i was please, mr. Von zell, you had your chance and you couldnt come up with anything. Well, i just started to say, it was now, remember ronnie, if you want the boat, you have to make your father believe its for your health. So go up and see him, and start coughing. Coughing . Oh, mother, i couldnt do that. Well, all right, ill go with you and do the coughing for you. You just cover your mouth and your father will think its you. audience laughter [george] maybe i could think of somet
Hi. hello, boss. Hello, harry. I was just going to mail this letter but you can save me the trouble. Oh, sure, whatcha doing . Oh, nothing important, just doing a rewrite on next weeks script. Nothing important . I just wish that all the people who say you have no talent could see the work you do on the show. Gosh. Who says ive got no talent . The people that see you on the television. laughter i mean they wouldnt know the work that you put in to the preparation of the show. Yeah, harry, the letter i just gave you well dont worry about the letter, ill mail it. But the thing is, you oughtta realize george, the people have no, well for instance, hiring the writers. Hiring the actors. And the announcer for next season. I was yes, i was waiting although my option isnt due for 10 more days. Yeah, i was waiting for but youre too sharp of a businessman, youre not gonna want to lose a good announcer. No, no no, am i in danger of losing a good announcer . Well, ive had some pretty good offers y
Oh, isnt young love wonderful . Why cant we be like them . We can. Edie lou audience laughs can i finish my breakfast . Isnt it thrilling to be young and newly married . Or just to be young. audience laughs i envy young couples like lou and edie. They have a little problem, then theres an argument and they quarrel for two minutes and make up for three hours. And this happens a few times a day and its great. I dont mean the quarreling, i mean the to be able to have strength enough to make up so often. I hope ronnie and his pals dont think that marriage is just a long series of arguments. Lots of people have been married for years without fighting. But they have to find their happiness in other ways. audience laughs besides fighting about salt in soup, one of the worst things that can happen to a married couple is jealousy. When a young wife is suspicious and jealous of her husband, it can cause her almost as much trouble and unhappiness as trusting him. audience laughs next thing you kn