Its a late show with stephen colbert. Tonight stephen welcomes jake tapper. And musical guest benny featuring jon battiste and stay hohmann. And now live on tape from the ed sullivan theater, its stephen colbert. Stephen welcome, welcome one and all to a late show and puppet theater. Im your host stephen colbert, that will make sense later. Now i hope you all had a good weekend, not that i am conceding that there was a weekend, that is for the courts to decide, the coronavirus continues to surge across the country, and ill tell you the latest in my viral segments catch a third wave endless bummer. Hot blooded, check it and see. Youll have a fever of a 103 haha, yeah stephen get out, get out. Stephen the bad is getting worse. This week alone, the u. S. Added one million new coronavirus cases. But top maga scientists have a solution stop the count stop the count stop the count stephen and the worst part is, this might not be the worst, because the holidays are approaching. As one hospita
Hes like a kid slowly realizing nobodys coming to his birthday party. We should never have given him that diet coke button this had to put a little crinkle in his tin foil hat. The department of homeland securitys cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency this is one of trumps own cabinet agencies, put out a statement debunking his claims of widespread fraud. They wrote, the november 3rd election was the most secure in american history. And then they took another dig at the boss baby, while we know there are many unfounded claims and opportunities for misinformation about the process of our elections, we can assure you we have the utmost confidence in the security and integrity of our elections, and you should, too. And how did the president react to that statement of reassurance from his own Government Agency . Most fraudulent election in history so everythings going great. If donald trump gets any more embarrassing, were gonna have to start calling him donald junior. I wonder
Day 16 of squattergate. The bad president has no Public Events on his schedule but he is busy cooking up all manner of evil schemes. This really is getting scary. All jokes aside, its become very clear hes trying to cut the voters out of voting. He lost the election. Hes 6 million votes behind. Its not even close, thats a lot of votes. Now hes doing what he does, hes abusing the system to try to steal this election he claims has been stolen from him. Remember when o. J. Went into that hotel room with a bunch of thugs to steal his old memorabilia back . This is the white house version of that. [ laughter ] whats happening is insane. Theres no one trump wont falsely accuse. Hes accusing the georgia secretary of state, guy named brad raffen berger, of obstructing because he wont overturn bidens win. This guy, not only is he a republican, hes a hardcore republican, a guy who watches bluebloods every week type republican. Never voted for a democrat in his life. And two years ago, he got an
Administrations refusal to aid his transition and the impact it could have as the nation battles the pandemic. Breaking overnight, catastrophic. Hurricane iota tears across nicaragua as a powerful category 4, ripping roofs off buildings, toppling trees and causing widespread flooding. Just ahead, the damage and where this dangerous storm is headed next. Home away from home. Dragon spacex, capture confirmed. Overnight four astronauts arrive safely for their sixmonth stay on the International Space station, leading to cheers on the ground welcome to the iss. And hugs high above. All that, plus big demand for small turkeys. The holiday dilemma facing millions of families downsizing their gatherings this year. And rokers recovery. Al joins us live for the First Time Since his cancer surgery with some very good news to share. Today, tuesday, november 17th, 2020. Announcer from nbc news, this is today with Savannah Guthrie and hoda kotb, live from studio 1a in rockefeller plaza. Hey, guys, w
I win taffyland comes with a 231yearold rule book that is the foundation of the game, which you can interpret any way you want. Its my turn. Where are the dice . You cant feed the dice to the dog. Who says . Ill see you in court taffyland stop the game edition because playing by the rules is a lesson you never have to learn announcer its a late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, keep calm and count on. Plus, stephen welcomes Larry Wilmore and musical guest Laura Benanti. Featuring jon batiste and stay homin. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan Theater Office building in new york city, its Stephen Colbert stephen hey, everybody welcome to a late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. Im here with my friends mark and chris. Scotts over there. Evies right over there. Were taping this just a little while after donald trump walked into the White House Briefing room, actually, and tried to poison american democracy. Thats why im not sitting down yet. I just dont feel like it yet. Thats