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Day 16 of squattergate. The bad president has no Public Events on his schedule but he is busy cooking up all manner of evil schemes. This really is getting scary. All jokes aside, its become very clear hes trying to cut the voters out of voting. He lost the election. Hes 6 million votes behind. Its not even close, thats a lot of votes. Now hes doing what he does, hes abusing the system to try to steal this election he claims has been stolen from him. Remember when o. J. Went into that hotel room with a bunch of thugs to steal his old memorabilia back . This is the white house version of that. [ laughter ] whats happening is insane. Theres no one trump wont falsely accuse. Hes accusing the georgia secretary of state, guy named brad raffen berger, of obstructing because he wont overturn bidens win. This guy, not only is he a republican, hes a hardcore republican, a guy who watches bluebloods every week type republican. Never voted for a democrat in his life. And two years ago, he got an endorsement from guess who . Donald trump wrote, Brad Raffensberger will be a fantastic skate for georgia, will work closely with brian kemp, its really important you vote for brad, vote brad, tough on crime and borders. The job has nothing to do with that, by the way. Loves our military and vets, he will be great for jobs. But that was before Brad Raffensberger got tough on his job. Brad is now part of the liberal conspiracy, i guess. And people believe this. Your uncle believes this. [ laughter ] the bad news for trump is, the legal part of his legal strategy is not working. Even worse news is, Rudy Giuliani is running his legal team. Rudy guiliani gave another doozy of a press conference today. It was a success in that it did not take place in a parking lot next to a dildo shop. [ laughter ] but otherwise, it was not a success. It was a desperate, vomitus attack on every american who bothered to vote. Heres rudy using the movie my cousin vinny to explain why trump was swindled out of the vote in pennsylvania. We could do like did you all watch my cousin vinny . You know the movie . Its one of my favorite law movies because he comes from brooklyn. When the nice lady who said she saw, and then he says to her, how many fingers do i how many fingers do i got up . And she says, three. Well, she was too far away. To see that it was only two. These people were further away than my cousin vinny was from the witness. Jimmy your honor, i rest my case. [ laughter ] [ applause ] bold move bringing up cousins from a guy who married one of his. But this is the best part of the press conference. This press conference went on for an hour and 45 minutes. And during that time, he got sweaty. And his hair color started running down both sides of his head. This is real. We did not doctor this. He was literally dying up there today. [ laughter ] isnt it funny, the ones who shout fake news the loudest all have fake heads. Its like something out of a scifi horror movie. Lets look at that again. How scary is this . Its a grampyre, run for your life even with all this, even though trump is about to be evicted, he is still president of the United States, they cant take that away. Theyll still have a painting of him in the National Portrait gallery. There will still be a trump president ial library. Theyre planning it route now. In fact, we were able to get in touch with the man in casual of designing the trump president ial library, and hes with us now. Please welcome scott mcdougal. Hi, scott. Oh hey, jimmy. I was just doing some measuring. You know what they say, measure [ laughter ] jimmy yeah, right, yeah, they do. Sorry to interrupt the measuring. I just had some questions for you about this president ial library youre designing. Well, you got the right guy. Jimmy politics aside, for an architect, this has got to be an exciting project to get, right . For what . No, no, god no. Im not an architect, no. Jimmy oh, youre not . No, no. No, im a dentist who retweets racist cartoons. [ laughter ] they saw some of my stuff on facebook and they said, you got a good eye, give it a go [ laughter ] jimmy you are in charge of the library, correct . Heck, yes yes, i am. Jimmy all right, well walk us through some of what you have planned, then. Id hoff to. Open wide thats dentist talk. Jimmy oh, okay, yeah, all right. [ laughter ] okay, let me share my screen with you. Jimmy great. You see it now . Do you see it now . Jimmy no, i just see you, i dont i think you have to push the button that says share screen. I see one that says mute. Jimmy no, that is not it, no. Its not the one that says mute. Okay, let me get my nephew in here for a second, ill call you right back. Jimmy you know, we cant really call back, were on the air right now, scott. If you can just never mind, i got it, never mind. Jimmy great, okay, all right. All right. This computer. I figured it out. This is the front. You can see this here. Look at that. Jimmy i hate to stop you already, but youre missing an r. Theres another r in library. You sure about that . Jimmy yes, i am. Let me get my nephew jimmy no, no. [ laughter ] theres really no need to get your nephew, im positive of that. Never mind. Jimmy show us what else you have there for the library. Kids an incredible speller. This is very special. I want to start in the food court. Weve got a chilis on one side and a chilis 2 on the other. Its like being at two airports at once. [ laughter ] jimmy sounds like a dream come true. I know, right . And then you head this way. You head to the past the ranch dressing fountain. Are you seeing that . Then the spray tan corridor. Jimmy i do see that. What is thats a spray tan corridor . Oh yes indeed, kind of like a car wash but without all those dang illegals. Jimmy okay, that is horrible. Thank you, yeah. You know, i try to own the libs whenever i can, you know. Jimmy yeah. Anyway, on the other end of the south corridor is the entrance to the ivanka art pavili pavilion. Jimmy ivanka collects art . No, no. She poses for it. Have you ever seen a sculpture with breast implants . Jimmy i cant say that i have, no. Yeah, its something they call squeezable art. Very modern and very hot . Sounds very interesting. Yeah. Jimmy yeah, no, im not seeing that. Once you exit the ivanka exhibit, you will find the eric trump memorial ball pit. [ laughter ] jimmy memorial . Why is it memorial . Eric isnt dead. Really . Jimmy yeah, no, hes alive. Oh. Okay. I guess ill let the president know. [ laughter ] jimmy yeah, please do, let him know. It was his idea. Youre going to hoff this. Next to that is the melania escape room. Check it out. Jimmy now that sounds like fun, that seems like a fun deal. Yeah, well, its a closet full of rats and hot wires. Jimmy okay. That sounds not as fun. This sounds dangerous, actually. Is this going to be will kids it will be safe for children . Of course it is. It will be wonderful for children. When kids see then paper towel cannon, their eyes light up like its christmas morning, so excited. Jimmy you know, scott, with all these features, it seems like theres going to be hardly any room for books. For what . Jimmy for books. Its a library, right . No, no. Its a libery. Wont be any books. Instead of books were going to pay tribute to the president s personal collection of swedish erotica on laser disk. [ laughter ] jimmy that is exciting, they say thats the best format. Dont take anything but laser disks when it comes to the swedes. [ laughter ] jimmy when do you think the libery will break ground . As soon as we get the check from president trump. So [ bleep ] if i know. [ laughter ] jimmy okay, thank you, scott. I appreciate your time. Thats scott mcdougal. [ cheers and applause ] hes a dentist. Let me explain. Hes a dentist, the dentist they put in charge of the trump libery. Guillermo unbelievable. [ laughter ] jimmy weve got a great show for you tonight. We have music from Zac Brown Band tonight. [ cheers and applause ] and when we return, we will be back, we will be accompanied by president barack obama. [ cheers and applause ] so please stick around. So, uh, yeah, just a silly mistake. I guess i look pretty. Ridiculous. [ chuckles ] no one looks ridiculous, bob. Progressive is always here for you with roundtheclock service. Just so you know, next time, you can submit a claim with our mobile app. Good. Thanks again for for rushing over. Are you kidding . This is what 24 7 protection looks like. Okay. You smell like fish. Sorry. I was talking to jamie. You smell like fish. Sorry. Got the whole fam rockin hejingle jammays olidays our 18th time watchin love actuallay we gon have the best holiday here at old navay shop jingle jammies from head to toe to tail. We holiday. 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We miss you. Why did you leave us with him . [ laughter ] you know ive got to follow the constitution and michelles mandate. [ laughter ] which was eight years. Then we had to get out of there. Jimmy the constitution seems a little shaky lately. So i think michelles mandate is a lot stronger. How are you . Thank you for doing this. Its great to see you. Thank you so much for having me. Jimmy yes. I enjoyed your book. It is quite a book. I mean, it really is interesting and long. Its very long. [ laughter ] its 701 pages long. Did you make it that long to make sure trump never reads it . [ laughter ] you know, i dont think it would have to be 700 to be sure he didnt read it. [ cheers and applause ] you know, as i said in the preface, i didnt start off wanting to write a book that long. But as you start getting into it, you know, you realize, first of all, i want people to understand how i was making decisions, you know, what we were dealing with the financial crisis or with iran or these other issues. And, you know, i didnt want to put everything in footnotes and end notes. I dont know about you, but when i read, i skip over those. I never look at that stuff. Jimmy ive never looked at a footnote, no, yeah. Exactly. Jimmy theres not a bit of it thats extraneous. It is fascinating and it is interesting, because you read the news, you see the news, you know the stories that are happening. Well get into some of that stuff. But the thought and the methodology that you put into every decision, and the gravity of these decisions, is absolutely im sure overwhelming. I dont know if you keep track of this stuff, but you sold around 900,000 copies the first day of release. [ cheers and applause ] do you know if that is more or less than your wife, michelle obama, sold with her book . [ laughter ] its a tad more. [ laughter ] but im not rubbing it in over dinner. You know. I know although in truth, michelles attitude is, boy, you go out and sell some books, thats fine, because that will pay for some of my shoes. [ laughter ] jimmy have malia and shaush sa read the book . They have not. You are never a protet in your own land. [ laughter ] their attitude is, weve got Better Things to do than to read your boring you know rants and raves. They promise at some point they will. Which, in truth, i think it took them like ten years before they finally picked up my first book. So i suspect by the time theyre 30, they will have read it. Jimmy your wife, michelle, told me that you are afraid of sasha, is that true . [ laughter ] yes. [ laughter ] and the reason is because sasha is a mini michelle. Jimmy ah. And im afraid of michelle. [ laughter ] and sasha, having seen that, you know, basically has the same look and the same attitude. Malia is more like me temperamentally. And we call ourselves the long faces. Because her face is more shaped like mine. And its the brown faces are michelle and sasha. The round faces are a fiercer tribe. Were like the vegetarians, you know, the gatherers, and theyre the hunters. We try to keep the peace with them. Jimmy one of the fun stories in the book, shortly after you gave that speech at the dnc, suddenly you became very famous and you decided to take the girls to the zoo. You thought youd be able to pull it off. You got mobbed at the zoo. And the girls came up with a secret identity for you. Thats right. We get mobbed. We have to leave the zoo. Im kind of depressed about the whole thing. And malia, you know, whos sitting in the back seat with sasha, she says, dad, you need an alias. Sashas like, whats an alias . Well, its a fake name you use so you disguise your identity. She said, it should be like johnny mc johnjohn. That should be my name . She said, yeah. The problem is you also have to disguise your voice because its too distinctive. You talk really slow, you need to speed up how you talk and use a higher voice. So she had a whole plan, sasha agreed to the plan. We get home, they explain the plan to michelle. Michelle says, hon, the only way that daddys going to disguise himself is if he has surgery to pin back his ears. [ laughter ] which i found somewhat offensive. Im generally the brunt of jokes in my house. Jimmy its comforting to know that because i get the same thing at my house. You think youre a big shot, then you walk in the door. Exactly. Jimmy it is interesting to read about the difficulties of being trying to be a good father and trying to be a good president and senator at the same time. And how much you struggled with that. Yeah, i look, i mean i was very proud of the work i did and the service. And at the same time as i describe in the book, look, my dad wasnt there when i was growing up. And when i married michelle and we talked about starting a family, i said to myself, im going to do things differently. Im going to make sure my daughters know me, they know theyre loved, they know theyre supported. And overall, theyd say, i think, that i did a good job on that front. But there were a lot of times where id be gone more than i wanted. Especially during the campaign for the presidency. There were times where id have to leave early in the middle of something because some crisis comes up. And maybe most frustrating, i couldnt do normal stuff with them. I describe how, if we wanted to go to a bookstore while i was president , youd have the s. W. A. T. Teams and youd have to theyd have to, you know, bolt down the Manhole Covers in front of the store. Jimmy youd have to bring in Johnny Mcjohn John to handle everything. Exactly. The good news was, and i didnt anticipate this, this ended up being a weird benefit of the presidency. You dont have a commute. Jimmy right. You live above the store. I was able to make sure that i was having dinner with them every night at 6 30. So you come from the situation room, then you sit down, and suddenly youre hearing about some dorky boy at school. You know. Or witnessing an argument between michelle and sasha about whether sashas going to actually eat that spinach or not. It takes your mind off things a little bit. And i it helped ground me. I actually think i was a better president because of that constant reminder of, whats the point of all this . Other than making sure youre leaving a better world for your kids. Jimmy i have a feeling michelle and the girls are going to enjoy the cover of instyle magazine. Have you seen this . I have not seen it. Oh, look at that. [ cheers and applause ] thats what i do. Jimmy how many martinis in were you on this shoot. [ laughter ] i think it was shot around noon. Jimmy oh. So you have no excuse. You know, these photographers, they mess with you. Theyll say something, youll say, thats ridiculous, and suddenly they splice it up and it makes it look like youre trying to look like james bond, when in fact you were asking, how soon is this going to be finished . Jimmy right, yeah, and you cant order a missile strike on their homes anymore. Very powerless feeling, im sure. We have many things to discuss. I want to talk about health care, i want to talk about bin laden. President obama is with us. [ cheers and applause ] this is his book, a Promised Land. Well be right back. When a child is diagnosed with a serious illness, everything changes. And if you have to travel for care, like sam did . Home can change, too. But, along with your donations, mcdonalds has helped Ronald Mcdonald House Charities keep families like sams together for more than 40 years. So that not everything changes for sam with cancer. 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She was the lebron james of the league. Jimmy well, she got an assist on that one. That has to make you happy. I mean, for all the many accomplishments, making a shot like that as youre campaigning for joe biden is ridiculous. [ laughter ] it really is. Do you feel that it was. Jimmy when you congratulated biden and senator harris that you were premature in doing that . [ laughter ] no. Jimmy no . I thought i was right on time. [ laughter ] there seems to be some lag. The Communication System in the white house used to be better. It was realtime. [ laughter ] you know, theres a lot of, you know [ applause ] computers there that actually tell you what is going on around the world. Jimmy you know the white house well. You lived there for eight years. Are there places someone could hide . Like if, say, they want they were going to be removed . Are there little cubbyholes or anything we should know about . Well, i think we can always send the navy s. E. A. L. S in there to dig him out. Laugh. Jimmy will it be weird to call joe biden mr. President . No. Ive already called him mr. President elect. Jimmy okay. I called him up. You know and i think that his experience over eight years is he knows the job. And he understands the gravity of it. He will hit the ground running. Most importantly, with respect to how to deal with this pandemic. We, as i describe in the book, we dealt with h1n1, we dealt with ebola. We actually set up an entire pandemic playbook and task force inside the white house in the eventuality that, in fact, Something Like this would happen. Jimmy and what happened to that task force . It got disbanded. Jimmy it got businedisbande yeah. By the current president. But it will be resurrected. [ applause ] and that will be really important. I wish the transition was going better, because we lose time during these crisis. As i describe, when i came in, we were in the middle of a big crisis, the financial crisis. George w. Bush, you know, he and i had obviously big policy differences, but hes a good man. Hes a patriot. And he ordered everybody on his team to work seamlessly with us on the transition. Could not have been more gracious, could not have been more helpful. And that actually helped us be able to get a head start on trying to stem what could have been a Great Depression instead of a great recession. Jimmy it is interesting, reading the book, that you have you could pick what you want to push. There are many things you care about, a million Different Things you care about, but there are only so many things youre going to be able to get done as president. Fortunately for us you chose health care as your first big push. And it is going through and reading about how difficult it is to get Something Like that done, which is crazy by the way, because its something that, looking back, people are pretty happy with. But its amazing that you got it done. It is the slimmest of margins. And to this day, republicans keep trying to kill it. And us while theyre at it. I mean, that is that alone is, i think, an accomplishment that you could build a presidency around. You know, i was really proud about that. And i go into detail of the all the hurdles and barriers. Its probably the one piece of legislation where i really describe in detail the whole legislative process. The sausagemaking, as its called in washington. Youre right, it shouldnt be that hard. Jimmy yeah. Because when you make sausage, people everybody understands the people want to eat the sausage. But there are people going, no, no, no sausage for these people and youre saying, but people want sausage. We wind up with no sausage a lot of the time. [ laughter ] you know, we have some structural barriers that are making government not work. And i describe one of them, which is the filibuster in the senate, where its not in the constitution but somehow now everything requires a super majority, 60 votes, to get things done. Which means that unified opposition can block anything. And thats what happened during health care. I tell you what though, jimmy. The bottom line is that we ended up getting not just 20 Million People who didnt have Health Insurance Health Insurance, but as you have so eloquently championed, and i mean this sincerely. You helped save the protections of the Affordable Care act when you spoke so eloquently about its impact on your own family. And hundreds over 100 Million People have somebody in their family with a preexisting condition that could have been affected if this thing had gotten repealed. Now i look back and i say, that is worth it. And as i describe in the book, the night that we got that done, and i was upstairs, michelle and the girls were on spring break. I was alone with beau, the dog that ted kennedy had given me. He had been a champion of health care. Jimmy oh, i thought you meant beau. Beau was also a champion of health care. Sure. Jimmy veterinary, im sure. You know, that night was the best night of my presidency. Because i knew this was a hard thing, we got it done, and i was absolutely convinced that once it took, that the American People over time would see the benefits of it. And it survived a lot of efforts to get unwound. Jimmy many years ago i decided to do an experiment. We went out on the street, we asked people what they thought of the Affordable Care act. And then we asked those same, mostly republicans, asked those same people what they thought of obamacare. And it was comical. I mean, everybody liked the Affordable Care act and no one liked obamacare. And its just so frustrating. And i would imagine its very frustrating for you. But thank god you made that top of the list, really. [ applause ] it was a priority. Weve got more work to do. And yeah, theres still people who dont have coverage. Theres still people who, even though obamacare has made it accessible, some of the premiums are still a little bit too expensive for folks who are working but dont make a lot of money and arent getting as big of a subsidy as they need. So im glad that joe biden has made it one of his priorities, to improve it. I always called this a starter home. Its a good start. Just like Social Security began. It didnt cover everybody, eventually it grew. My hope is we build on this. Each generation should be able to refine and perfect this so that over time, eventually we do the same thing for american citizens as every place else, from canada to japan to france to england, everybody else is able to do, which is ensure if you get sick, you dont go bankrupt, your familys getting good care, and overall everybody is better off. President obama is with us. When we come back i want to ask about bin laden and more things. 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And so, you know, you get the split screen that i was experiencing during my presidency, where we are planning this huge, risky, difficult operation that involves all the power and technology and skill and courage of the u. S. Military and intelligence. And at the same time im dealing with a guy whos saying that i wasnt born where i was born. It gives you kind of an example of the weirdness of modern politics. Where you want the president to be focused on the job, not on a circus. But the circus is what a lot of times is dominating the press. And ends up distracting a lot of the white house. And one of the things i always had to do was to try to screen that stuff out to make sure that im keeping my eye on the ball. Jimmy its almost it almost feels like a television show, its so preposterous. Youve got this guy who by the way, im sure you know, floated the idea that you they didnt actually kill bin laden. You killed weird al or Something Like that. Did you kill weird al yankovic . [ laughter ] well, look. I mean, it would be preposterous except for the fact that its the president of the United States retweeting it. Jimmy yes. And when you had i think one of the members of the s. E. A. L. Team responding, you know, understanding the risks he and his fellow s. E. A. L. Members took, anything could have happened. Thats just not what you want out of a commander in chief. Jimmy its very silly. Yeah. Jimmy so a personal question. I asked this question of your wife. I interviewed her in tacoma last year. She told me that she said the next time i see you, i will tell you the answer, and i will tell you a story. But i havent seen her. So on the night you did kill bin laden, did you and michelle make love . [ laughter ] did she say she was going to answer that . [ laughter ] jimmy yes. When i read the book and you were talking about hearing people outside the white house chanting usa, usa, usa, i had an image in my head, i did. [ laughter and applause ] i suspect that she was asleep. Because the truth of the matter is, most of the time, by the time i was done working, shed be snoozing. Jimmy right. Michelle goes to bed about 9 00. Jimmy you dont have to make excuses, its okay. [ laughter ] i experience the same thing. Its not an excuse, its a lament. [ laughter ] [ applause ] jimmy thats a good title for the next book, a lament. I thought this might be fun. We have something planned. We found some people who are very excited about your book coming out. Some of them traveled to your inauguration in 2008. And we told them they dont know that were involved with this at all, they dont know this is on television. I think they think its through a bookstore. We asked them if they wanted to watch clips of you reading your that you book. They think these are prerecorded clips, like an audio book that theyll be seeing. Instead, wed like you to do it live, and then kind of surprise them as you do. Would you like to give this a try . Good, lets do this, come on, im ready. [ applause ] jimmy lets start. This womans name is joyce taylor. Shes an auditor from temple hills, maryland. Huge fan. Saves magazine clippings about you, all this stuff. She cant hear us, she doesnt know shes on. Who is this . Being the president takes a lot of hard work and sacrifice. Oh one of the most rewarding parts of the job was traveling these United States oh my god. Meeting the great people that make up this country. From farmers in iowa to auto workers in detroit to retired auditors from temple hills, maryland. The retired auditors are actually my favorite. Oh my god [ laughter ] theyre always coming up to me and saying things like, oh my god, barack, i love you, my name is joyce taylor. Joyce, was that a pretty good impression of you . Hey, joyce, whats going on . [ applause ] how are you . Im fine joyce, its so nice to see you. [ laughter ] oh, joyce, this is so sweet. Okay, okay. You okay . Yes, mr. President. Okay, im okay, im good. Joyce, i just wanted to let you know that i so appreciate i hear that youve been a big supporter. I am. Jimmy kimmel decided we should surprise you by pretending we were reading the book. Oh my god. Its so nice to meet you. Jimmy hey, joyce. Joyce, are you excited to see me . [ laughter ] see, theres jimmy. [ applause ] were not getting a lot out of joyce in terms of words. [ laughter ] jimmy joyce . Wow, we know why youre named joyce, thats for sure. Rejoice. Joyce . Maybe you could send joyce a book, president obama. Joyce, you are going to get a signed copy of this book, thats for sure. [ cheers and applause ] oh my gosh, thank you so much, thank you. Thank you. Jimmy all right, thank you, joyce. Im sorry to you stay safe, okay . Jimmy stay safe, thats right. Thank you so much. So nice to meet you. And you too, mr. Kimble. [ applause ] im so sorry, im not normally like this. Thank you so much, thank you so much. God bless you. Jimmy youre making people happy. I pray for you all the time. Thank you so much. Jimmy thank you, joyce. Thank you, president obama. The book is called a Promised Land. It is out now. Thank you very much. Thanks for joining us. That was fun. Appreciate it. Well be right back with Zac Brown Band. Dicky the Jimmy Kimmel Live Concert Series is presented by mercedesbenz. The best or nothing. Ever wonder what retinol dermatologists use to fight wrinkles . Its what i use neutrogena®. The 1 retinol brand used most by dermatologists. Rapid wrinkle repair® visibly smooths fine lines in 1 week. Deep wrinkles in 4. So you can kiss wrinkles. And other wrinkle creams goodbye rapid wrinkle repair®. Pair with our most concentrated retinol ever for 2x the power. Neutrogena®. Its still warm. Thanks, alice says hi. For some of us, our daily journey is a short one. Save 50 when you pay per mile with allstate. Pay less, when you drive less. Youve never been in better hands. Allstate. 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But first, before that, their song is called the man who loves you the most. Zac brown band most nights i try to pack got you climbin on my back sayin daddy when am i gonna see you again you know i gotta go out on the road and get on with the show so most nights your mamas gonna tuck you in when youre missin me look at the stars up there ill be wishin on the same ones and singin this fathers prayer i hope you see the seven wonders i hope you sail the seven seas i hope you let the whole world in your heart but you still got room for me i hope you find a guy that treats you right on your wedding night ill raise a toast hope he understands ill always be the man that loves you the most summers gone and school is back its my turn to help you pack ill keep your room exactly how it is i know you gotta go out on your own im so proud of you you know youre the best thing that this old man ever did when im missin you and all the stars come out sing this prayer when the quiet gets too loud i hope you see the seven wonders i hope you sail the seven seas i hope you let the whole world in your heart but you still got room for me i hope you find a guy that treats you right on your wedding night ill raise a toast hope he understands ill always be the man who loves you the most trust your gut hold your own but allow for doubting too forgive the wrongs and love yourself thats the hardest thing to do if your backs against the wall baby come on home im always here for you and when youve seen the seven wonders when you sail the seven seas when you change the whole world with your heart i hope you think of me when i go to sing my final song hope you celebrate and raise a toast if you cry theyll understand for the man who loved you the most this is nightline. Tonight, covid capitals. In americas 100 hardesthit communities, the virus preying on the rural poor. Right now in the name of jesus the victims praying for mercy, dying because of where they live. Where Funeral Homes outnumber hospitals. Now seeking hope, help, and healing. We know that weve endured for a night, but joy is coming in the morning. The hunger crisis amplified by the pandemic. There is a night that you and your husband go without food just to make sure the kids have food . Were with one family making the most of every gift. And welcome back. With so many schools going

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