when they are unable to celebrate christmas at all times and all places. and i addressed our nation thusly. my fellow american, tonight i hum below come before you to declare war on christmas. that was two days ago. now look at me. (laughter) look how war ages a man. that is weird, how can i age in two days. is that well, last night one of santa s unusually large elves fired back. our pal jon stewart is following the various christmas controversies very closely. no, there is no question that mr. stewart is going to hell. (laughter) (applause) (laughter) jon: i know. (laughter) but here s what you and your mignons don t understand, o reilly. your hell doesn t scare me. i make my living watching fox news eight hours a day. (laughter) i m already in hell. (laughter) boom! (cheers and applause) boom! your move, o reilly! actually, talk of the war on christmas brings me to a fun fact. did you know that not all americans celebrate christmas? (laughter) it s true. many am
gop republican field and i will sit back and watch him weep, weep, like a child, will weep. (laughter) oh, where are you, jeb bush? captioning sponsored by comedy central (laughter) quick off the top. a couple nights ago i responded to the way christmas sell brants feel when they are unable to celebrate christmas at all times and all places. and i addressed our nation thusly. my fellow american, tonight i hum below come before you to declare war on christmas. that was two days ago. now look at me. (laughter) look how war ages a man. that is weird, how can i age in two days. is that well, last night one of santa s unusually large elves fired back. our pal jon stewart is following the various christmas controversies very closely. no, there is no question that mr. stewart is going to hell. (laughter) (applause) (laughter) jon: i know. (laughter) but here s what you and your mignons don t understand, o reilly. your hell doesn t scare me. i make my living watching fox n
could he really be a she? so appropriate to see the flag, as we come on and say good morning, america. the final american soldiers, packing up right now in iraq. departing the country by plane and track. apache helicopters providing air cover as the troops leave. our reporters hearing signs in iraq that they haven t heard in nine years. this lasted longer than world war ii. nearly 1.5 million americans served. 4,500 died. the cost, $800 billion. defense secretary leon panetta is in iraq for the ceremonies today. along with martha raddatz. this is your 21st trip to iraq. you ve been there for all the ups and downs. what s it feel like on the ground today? reporter: i heard words like momentous, historic. this marks, truly, the end of mission. and there was so much reflection here today, george, by everyone. i flew over here in a helicopter, probably one of his last rides here, with general lloyd austin. he s the commanding general of u.s. forces today. and he just looked
american airlines kicking him off a flight. and short that have he ll give one to himself. on behalf of everyone at american airlines, issue an apology to mr. alec baldwin. (laughter) fox & friends really starts right now, go. welcome back to fox & friends, we have a new friend in the studio, alisyn doesn t know about. i saw the show yesterday, i was watching your show yesterday and i did, i haven t met him, tell me about the elf on the shelf. clayton: there he is, elf on a shelf. we haven t come up with a name for elf on the shelf. all of you weighed in for the name. i heard one, clayton. briggs. and keep an eye out for santa and keeping an eye on you, he knows if you re naughty. meanwhile, we start with mrishgs and keep the names coming if you have a good suggestion over there. what a debate it was last night. nine o clock if you stayed up late and a lot of fireworks, all eyes were on newt gingrich, although mitt romney was under attack equally as much
american airlines kicking him off a flight. and short that have he ll give one to himself. on behalf of everyone at american airlines, issue an apology to mr. alec baldwin. (laughter) fox & friends really starts right now, go. welcome back to fox & friends, we have a new friend in the studio, alisyn doesn t know about. i saw the show yesterday, i was watching your show yesterday and i did, i haven t met him, tell me about the elf on the shelf. clayton: there he is, elf on a shelf. we haven t come up with a name for elf on the shelf. all of you weighed in for the name. i heard one, clayton. briggs. and keep an eye out for santa and keeping an eye on you, he knows if you re naughty. meanwhile, we start with mrishgs and keep the names coming if you have a good suggestion over there. what a debate it was last night. nine o clock if you stayed up late and a lot of fireworks, all eyes were on newt gingrich, although mitt romney was under attack equally as much