moving forward. the republican party may be on a bus for that matter. but it s the americans that matter, it s the voters that matter. and it will be interesting to see if this dynamic continues. david corn, that poll is good news for president obama s re-election campaign, because those voters, those moderates, those independents are precisely who the campaign is trying to convince that progress has been blocked by congressional republicans. yes. but first off, i have to say, i m surprised you didn t pick my name for the romney bus, lawrence, which was the flip me jitny, but nevertheless well, david, there you go, jitny is a fancy long island bus that goes out there what are we talking about here? it goes out there to oh but the trouble is, it s not an understood term in the 50 states. that it s just for the rich people going out to east hampton on long island. but i guess we could educate people about it.
tweeted to me by doran b. coming up, what did john boehner and mitt romney talk about when they met? maybe, i don t know, blocking anything and everything president obama tried to do? and in the rewrite, why the vatican is attacking nuns on a bus. dogs are the best of the best of the best. they don t get any bester than this! omg it s kosher. with no fillers, by-products, artificial flavors or colors. hebrew national. the better-than-a-hot dog- hot dog. mcallen, texas. in here, heavy rental equipment in the middle of nowhere, is always headed somewhere.
last night, i asked you to tweet me names for mitt romney s campaign bus. we got a lot of good ones, including rolling blunder, the 1% express, the pander express. you know, some of you suggested phrases that weren t really names of the bus, but more like warning signs that would appear on the bus, like, caution, this bus makes wide right turns again and again and again. and this bus only drives in reverse. and now, the winner of the name the romney campaign bus contest, as judged not by a democratic vote of the last word staff, because i m in los angeles and most of them are in new york and why consult with them anyway, judged by me alone, the winner is, the etch a sketch express,
inquisition, and those men didn t have the basic human decency to get the word inquisition out of the vatican until 1908. stephen colbert understands the weakness of man-made rules in a church that went on a centuries-long rampage of torture and murder to enforce its rules. that s why colbert, who described himself as, quote, a good catholic, end quote, delights in making fun of the men in the world headquarters of his religion. colbert still loves his church, the way you can still love your country, even though you don t like your country s immigration policy or your country s health care system. the guys in the inquisition office can continue their war on american nuns like sister farley, but she and the nuns on a bus have already won, because the guys in the inquisition office lost the hearts and minds of good catholics a very, very
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