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Looks like everybody and their mum’s mum is packing some royal lineage around here. According to Bryce, growing up he thought he was destined for greatness: “My dad was going on about how I had the same cheek bones as my great, great, great grandfather. Allegedly this guy was the Lord Chancellor of Ireland and I didn’t know what that meant but I thought I was in line for some kind of throne,” reveals Bryce (displaying a fundamental misunderstanding of succession and Irish history). “I thought I was off to Ireland to wear jewels, and remember telling my friends I was now ‘in charge’ of them. I had a peanut brain. It was still smooth at that point.”

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