Is a brilliantly pungent term for those fake and obviously fake eyelashes that seem to be fashionable amongst a certain subset of the female population..
My home has a number of adaptations since my bicycle and I had an uncomfortably close encounter with a large lorry. By uncomfortable, I mean that said lorry was resting on my ribs until the fire brigade pitched up to pull me out from under it. Fun fact: my family tells me you could see the tyre marks on my skin.