Make sure you follow me on twitter so we can live chat during the shows. Check out my tour schedule and keep up with our daily blog at comedycentral. Com tosh. O. Now earlier, i told you at the beginning of the show, that i got a chance to sample the new ipad. A lot of people know im not really into tech stuff, despite the fact that i host a show based on the internet. [laughter] i enjoy making fun of people. It makes me feel better. Anyway, apple sent me one to test out before it went on sale, and i have to admit, it was pretty cool. Hey, guys. Its here. What . The new ipad. Thats cool. Thank you, apple. I cannot wait to use it. Daniel dammit we never even turned it on. Hahaha. [laughter] oh, how does that feel, nerds . Ooh. It may not be able to run two apps at once, but it sure helped me with my slice. See you next week. Goodnight [cheers applause] [eagle caw] stephen tonight, a rift in the gop some deny global warming, others deny climate change. [laughter] then, hollywood takes on
Such a [bleep]tease, and give you what i promised. Heres above average girls making animal noises. [animal noises] okay. Sorry. [laughter] i wanted to call that segment hot chicks making animal noises, but i could not do that it in good faith, so we called it above average girls making animal noises, and quite frankly, thats being a bit generous. [laughter] thats integrity. See you next week. Goodnight [applause] [eagle caw] stephen tonight, a rift in the gop some deny global warming, others deny climate change. [laughter] then, hollywood takes on gun safety. And yet they ignore how many younglings are cut down by light sabers. [laughter] and my guest, roger hodge, is editor of the oxford american magazine, which has been called the new yorker of the south. The dogs in their cartoons dont go to psychiatrists, they go to shooting ranges. [laughter] ted nugent will attend the state of the union tonight. Or as deer call it, the greatest night of their lives. This is the colbert report. Ca
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