I had a Something Big happen to me last night. I was going through my email. I opened the computer and i see my email and i get an email from donald trump. I got a personal email from mr. Donald trump who offered me, as youll see, an exclusive trump president ial black card. I got this for real. It said you should get one of these, james. He calls me james. At my inauguration next year, million people, but only a few will have president ial black cards. Thats right. For a one time initiation fee of 35 can get a card that has no benefits or rewards whatsoever. A black card . Is this how hes reaching out to the black community, with the card . [ laughter ] jimmy theres another thing im wondering about. How did donald trump get my to do it. I didnt give it to him. Theres also a trump gold card. Thats 49. You can get the black card for 35, or the less exclusive card for 14 more. Theres finally a card thats more embarrassing to cover than discover. [ applause ] jimmy i am also running for o
I had a Something Big happen to me last night. I was going through my email. I opened the computer and i see my email and i get an email from donald trump. I got a personal email from mr. Donald trump who offered me, as youll see, an exclusive trump president ial black card. I got this for real. It said you should get one of these, james. He calls me james. At my inauguration next year, there will be upwards of a million people, but only a few will have president ial black cards. Thats right. For a one time initiation fee of 35 can get a card that has no benefits or rewards whatsoever. A black card . Is this how hes reaching out to the black community, with the card . [ laughter ] jimmy theres another thing im wondering about. How did donald trump get my email address . I bet the russians had something to do it. I didnt give it to him. Theres also a trump gold card. Thats 49. You can get the black card for 35, or the less exclusive card for 14 more. Theres finally a card thats more emb
But you dont fool me. [ laughter ] to get out of the rain, you would applaud zamfir and his pan flute. [ laughter ] how are you doing tonight . [ cheering ] good to have you. As you probably know, if you were here yesterday, we have the first, i guess big storm of the season. Did it rain where you are . Well, i wasnt here. [ laughter ] where were you . I was back east, and it snowed. Aw. First snow . Yeah, first snow. Yeah. Rain here, and it drove into the ocean. But youll get it all back next week, if you order the catch of the day. [ laughter ] anyway, ed, let me explain. Ed is off tonight. Hes got a touch of the flu or something. Yeah. And he called in how a germ can live on ed, i dont know. [ laughter ] so doc moves over here and mr. Newsom moves where doc moves. Who moves into where you were . Um, the little old winemaker. Okay, sorry i asked. It should be fun. My day is going to be fun tonight, because we got jack paar with us tonight. Yeah. [ applause ] its been a long time. And
[ music ] we are back, thank you. Hello okay. If youre just joining us, mr. Jack paar is here tonight. Elaine degeneres, stephen lang. What were you doing in new york . I was with the rochester Philharmonic Orchestra for a few days. Just as a guest, or did you play with them, or what . Yes, i played. Did a concerto in rochester . Did a little conducting and in rochester . Yes, and it was very, very cold. It stays cold in rochester about when . Next june . Something like that . Summer is on july 4th. [ laughter ] anyway, how many of you remember when you were in school, uh, and you would do something you got caught goofing off or something, and the teacher would write it down and say, this will become part of your permanent record. Remember that . [ applause ] that happened to me. Did you ever have visions years later, your boss calling you in and saying yes. We just looked at your permanent record [ laughter ] you threw a sandwich at Peggy Malkovich in the 3rd grade . But teachers did
Champion of liberty award from the Goldwater Institute among many, many others. . 1986, the wall street journal called him perhaps the most powerful journalist in america and the Chicago Tribune has dubbed him americas leading poet of baseball. For me, three things stand out above and beyond his innumerable intellectual contributions and accolades. First is his television fame. I refer here not to fox news or his incredible run on the abc sunday talk show this week, although i must say i learned a lot about how to think like a lawyer from watching him on that show on sundays in the 1980s and 90s even though he, like Abraham Lincoln, never attended law school. But more important than that. Mr. Will is such a household name that like Mickey Mantle and joe dimaggio he was the subject of a fixation by the crikramer character in an episode of my favorite tv show seinfeld. [ laughter ] second is mr. Wills loyalty and dedication as evidenced by the fact that he is a die hard cubs fan. I have