[cheers and applause] here is a recent political ad from the state of alabama. I know, the alabama thing makes it already semiracist, but lets withhold judgment. Im tim james. Why do our politicians make us give drivers license exams in 12 languages . This is alabama, we speak english. If you wanna live here, learn it. Were only giving that test in english if im governor. [audience ohs] is it racist . Uh, yeah. Thats really, really racist this is alabama, we speak english. If you consider hey diddy, theres a june bug on your corn pone english, then i guess so. But at least theyre not being racist towards black people for once. So way to go, alabama. Baby steps. Tell tim james what you think by tweeting him at timjames2010. [chuckles] thats gonna work out. See you next week. Yall come back now, you hear . [cheers and applause] captioning by captionmax www. Captionmax. Com from Comedy Centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with jon stewart. cheers and applau
Captioning sponsored by Comedy Central captioned by Media Access Group at wgbh access. Wgbh. Org captioning sponsored by Comedy Central theme song playing cheers and applause stephen welcome to the report. Thank you, ladies and gentlemen. Thank you for joining us stephen, stephen, Stephen Stephen, stephen, Stephen Stephen, stephen, Stephen Stephen, stephen, Stephen Stephen, stephen, Stephen Stephen thank you so much. cheers and applause folks, folks, you know we are still if you know anything about the news business, folks, august is notoriously a slow news month. Who can forget the summer of 75 when Walter Cronkite did a ten part series on spoons, the middle child of the dinner table. laughter still, every few augusts you get a story so big you cant help but sink your teeth into it. And tonight im proud to say we have the latest on the gripping story of the rodeo clown who put on an obama mask. laughter yes, im sure you all know. Some said the media would be thrown off this rodeo stor
That is a real picture. I suppose its only fair that i level with all of you. I have been lying about where jon stewarts been all summer. In fact, ive lied to you exactly 31 times it seemed appropriate to confess tonight because this is my last show at interim host. Stop hiding your joy. Jon stewart will be back in september. Were all looking forward to seeing him so much. Before we go into our top story tonight we just wanted to take a moment to acknowledge the horrifying events unfolding right now in egypt. Our deepest thoughts are with everyone over there for more on that developing story, you should probably watch the real news. Thats kind of what theyre built for. In the meantime were going to push ahead with our final silly show of the summer, our guest tonight writer and of the silly show simon peg will be with us. Frankly, simon has a lot to live up to tonight guest wisement i dont know if he saw last nights show but regis phil pynn ended the interview in a slightly unexpected
Some said the media would be thrown off this rodeo story in a second. laughter but nobody, nobody rides this kind of bull like the heroes of cable news. Jim . From the state fair asked the crowd if they wanted to see a rodeo clown with an obama mask run down by a bull. Another clown playing with the obama mask slips. A rodeo clown who performed during the Missouri State fair while wearing a mask of president obama has been banned from performing at the Missouri State fare ever again. The Missouri Rodeo Cowboy Association president , he also resigned in the midst of this clown fallout. There is some new fallout over this whole rodeo clown issue. The rodeo announcer at the event now stepping down as president of missouris Rodeo Cowboy Association has all of this gone way too far . Stephen oh, its gone way too far. The clowns been fired. The announcer resigned. The cowboy associations president has resigned. And countless bulls have been jabbed in the gonads with electric cattle products.
It was good the first time i went but its gone downhill. Now i go back every tuesday to see if things get better. Wait, that sounds like youre talking about the voice. I think this mani is a pedophile. I cant be sure. Good eclairs though. You can be sure. They are great eclairs. I came in and asked for a chocolate donut and was promptly [beep]. Thats why we got a b on the window. Tosh fans are not funny. Couldnt agree with you more. Thanks, foodies, good night. [ applause ] captioning sponsored by Comedy Central theme song playing cheers and applause stephen welcome to the report. Thank you, ladies and gentlemen. Thank you for joining us stephen, stephen, Stephen Stephen, stephen, Stephen Stephen, stephen, Stephen Stephen, stephen, Stephen Stephen, stephen, Stephen Stephen thank you so much. cheers and applause folks, folks, you know we are still if you know anything about the news business, folks, august is notoriously a slow news month. Who can forget the summer of 75 when Walter Cro