Please have a seat. Thank you. So kind. Youre so kind. Last night we just did that the whole show. [laughter] i didnt even get the. It was good but i think we did all the work. I dont know. June has always been a proud month for the Lgbt Community. This week alone, Marriage Equality turned a year old. Obama named the Stonewall Inn a national monument, and at new york pride, Hillary Clinton marched among rainbow flags, which if you think about it, hold as many different colors as hillary has held different positions on gay rights. So with this outpowering of love for the Lgbt Community, i was surprised to see this on social media. Yes, hashtag heterosexual pride day was trending on twitter. Seriously . I mean ive heard of other offensive attempts to co opt a minority experience, like mens rights or all lives matter or panda express. But look, let me just say this to anybody who genuinely celebrates heterosexual pride day. Hashtag shut the [bleep] up. And speaking of gay issues, the pope
cheers and applause larry yeah, thank you very much welcome to the nightly show. Whoo audience chanting larry thank you very much so kind. I appreciate it. Im larry wilmore. All right. Its time for the democrats to give us their reason why they think that nice black family should leave the white house. laughter i know it. Yup, its time to see whats happening with the unblackening. screaming larry it always scares me. It always does. Now, this country rarely agrees on anything, but i think we can all agree that last weeks r. N. C. Was a cluster bleep . In fact, the convention was so bad that d. N. C. Chairwoman Debbie Wasserman schultz tweeted to r. N. C. Chair Reince Priebus during the convention, hey, reince im in cleveland if you need another chair to help keep your convention in order. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Well, that may have been a premature burn. D. N. C. Chairwoman Debbie Wasserman schultz forced to step down after wikileaks released a trove of embarrassing private emails by d.
Larry it always scares me. It always does. Now, this country rarely agrees on anything, but i think we can all agree that last weeks r. N. C. Was a cluster bleep . In fact, the convention was so bad that d. N. C. Chairwoman Debbie Wasserman schultz tweeted to r. N. C. Chair Reince Priebus during the convention, hey, reince im in cleveland if you need another chair to help keep your convention in order. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Well, that may have been a premature burn. D. N. C. Chairwoman Debbie Wasserman schultz forced to step down after wikileaks released a trove of embarrassing private emails by d. N. C. Executives. Larry looks like the burner has become the. One who got fired, apparently. Run out of that joke analogy, already. laughter so this already was starting out to be a night of awkward. And for a while, it lived up to the billing. Baltimore mayor stephanie rawlingsblake forgot to bang the gavel, then you had this congresswomans quasitwintheshining sister who came on stage for a
Larry it always scares me. It always does. Now, this country rarely agrees on anything, but i think we can all agree that last weeks r. N. C. Was a cluster bleep . In fact, the convention was so bad that d. N. C. Chairwoman Debbie Wasserman schultz tweeted to r. N. C. Chair Reince Priebus during the convention, hey, reince im in cleveland if you need another chair to help keep your convention in order. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Well, that may have been a premature burn. D. N. C. Chairwoman Debbie Wasserman schultz forced to step down after wikileaks released a trove of embarrassing private emails by d. N. C. Executives. Larry looks like the burner has become the. One who got fired apparently. Run out of that joke analogy already. laughter so this already was starting out to be a night of awkward. And for a while, it lived up to the billing. Baltimore mayor stephanie rawlingsblake forgot to bang the gavel, then you had this congresswomans quasitwintheshining sister who came on stage for a s
The man packed so much crazy into one week that our show tonight will be four hours. laughter someone tell hardwick were going long. So lets get started. Time for the unblackening. All right, nice version of that. Very nice. laughter trump started his week by criticizing the muslim family of a u. S. War hero. He then doubled down on his insults. He then k. F. C. Doubled down on his insults. Seriously, eating k. F. C. With a knife and fork is no way to honor a fallen american colonel. I said it. I said it. applause okay . Thank you. And as if offensive comments and petty tweets about the khan family didnt show enough disrespect for our military, just look what happened on tuesday when he got this fun new gadget. During a rally in virginia yesterday, trump said that he was handed a purple heart from a retired officer who supported him. Trump i said, man thats like thats like big stuff. I always wanted to get the purple heart. This was much easier. audience reacts larry this was much easi