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Them: what’s parenthood like?
Me: I spent my Saturday evening picking every bit of parsley off dinner so tiny people stop crying is what it’s like. The 21st Century SAHM (@21stcenturysahm) January 14, 2018
The best way to get your picky kid to eat is to get your own plate of food and be starving and they will eat 3/4 of whatever you made for yourself. steph (@eff yeah steph) June 27, 2018
My daughter couldn’t eat because her banana was too sad pic.twitter.com/H0uljgdOrd That Mom Tho (@mom tho) July 18, 2020
Eating Out w/Kids:
Act 2: Won t eat it bec forgot he doesn t like it
Them: what’s parenthood like?
Me: I spent my Saturday evening picking every bit of parsley off dinner so tiny people stop crying is what it’s like. The 21st Century SAHM (@21stcenturysahm) January 14, 2018
The best way to get your picky kid to eat is to get your own plate of food and be starving and they will eat 3/4 of whatever you made for yourself. steph (@eff yeah steph) June 27, 2018
My daughter couldn’t eat because her banana was too sad pic.twitter.com/H0uljgdOrd That Mom Tho (@mom tho) July 18, 2020
Eating Out w/Kids:
Act 2: Won t eat it bec forgot he doesn t like it
Well, all the new colors of Play-Doh we just opened lasted about an hour before becoming one giant ball of brownish-grey. Stay at Homies (@stayathomies) August 10, 2020
My toddler doesn t have money to buy me gifts, so she finds/makes shitty gifts like rocks, leaves, weeds, boogers, duplo lego things, but my all time fave is the play-doh mold she made of her butt. I love all these shitty gifts and they all make me cry. Marcy G (@BunAndLeggings) November 13, 2019
On the phone with my crying son (5) Aww it s OK buddy, do you want daddy? Son: No, I want Play-Doh The Walking Dad (@RealDMK) March 21, 2013