under your chairs. i m kidding, that s monday of the let s welcome tonight s guests. she is an independent voter, who says the kennedy podcast, kennedy. he brings florida heat to his congressional seat. florida congressman byron donnel. she is like a blow drier full of hot air and usually in the bathroom. contributor kat timpf. and finally, psychic in tyrus. it s hot in here. all right. so, before we get to some new stories, you know it s friday. so, that s when we do this. greg s leftovers. yeah, it s leftovers, i read the jokes we didn t use this week. as always it s my first time reading these, if they suck don t blame me, blame joe mc kay. one of our writers. pudgy, pale and sad joe mc kay. sorry. wow. here we go. the white house has banned a transgender activist for flashing their breasts during a pride event. president biden initially had no comment as to the exposed breasts, he had to restrain hunter biden from sticking a dollar bill between them. i know where this
time, she was 17, i was 40. i didn t know eva longoria was 70. then later he went in for a hug that he held a little too long. yeah. it s probably pay back for dr. jill slapping tongues with doug emhoff, but eva had to physically remove his liver spotted hands from her torso, he thought she was an ice cream cone. north carolina focus groups shows swing voters are concerned about his advanced age, they feel exhausted and without confidence whenever they see him mumble nonsense or fall on his face, still vote for him in a trump rematch unless rigor mortis sets in. what does joe
that s real. you get the diet in the chair and you record your votes after depending how rigor mortis sets in. the fact she is still bringing up children even after the handful of my cancel an gretel incident. you know what i m saying? when she originally ran she promised the gingerbread house and candy. whole kids in the oven thing. but apparently enough time has passed where and how she can talk about the children again. i would imagine you re going to see a lot of investments and candy and stocks from her, not that she has been insider trading rid of her. and missing children in the neighborhoods. so be careful. greg: already. coming up, who will the president support for a seat on the court (vo) for me, one of the best things about life is that we keep moving forward. we discover exciting new technologies. redefine who we are and how we want to lead our lives. basically, choose what we want our future to look like. so what s yours going to be?