his eyes sparkle when he ripsdoa into megahed marcoule fox newsoi contributor douglas murray like kitchen night cheese, sharp, useful and banned from airplanes. fox news anchor julie bhandari . his act is just like his hair, pretty thin. comedian joe devitir, preta. and she s like a major league baseball game. she goes on and on and coste. guys a fortune in beer. on an d bob contributor catches. ght, all right. now, before we get to some news stories, it s friday. eto let s do s do this. rs greg s leftovers. yeah, that s right. it s leftovers is where i read the jokes that we didn t use this week. it has always it is my first time reading these. so if they , you get to killw hea writer. as alway here we go on monday.this, so isuper star qb that s short for quarterback cabat aaron rodgers was traded by the green bay packers to the new york jets. rodgers says he looks forwardk to spending more time with his family aaro during the playoffse sports joke. playoffs. legend
Welcome to a Specialtion Edition of jesse watersth primetime, because the producers of prime time like to mess with me. Im going to read the prompter ime like exactly as its written. Im Charles Williams kanwrittene in for jesse. Well, it was a love fest lastthr night in the bronx, right hereee in the bronx. Who would be who would think this is like a lov le fest . Love fest to love fest. We love you. Were going to renovate new york subway system. So it no longer looks like it hasnt been cleaned since 1932. Theyre always going to whisper your accomplishments and shout your failureyour as and trump going, shout the wins for all of us. Thats what i lik for e thoseto teeth. I want to find out where you. I got to get my teeth like that. It getlike that. Doesnt matterr youre black or brown or white or whatever the hell color you are. It doesnt matter. We are all americans, and were going to pull together as americans. Breaking donald trump wants a grill and hes showered Ree Borough Of Brookl
Was still down in delaware. Im here today is for one day im on vacation. Im not i have no home to go to Secret Service says my house up in a good way to make it secure. So i have no place to go when i come to delaware except here right now. Only here for one day. Are you homeless not homeless but i have one beautiful home and down here for the day because i cant go home. Okay joe ill say we have a homeless president that maybe why the country is feeling so listless well it is up to us now weve had our excuses for past few months but now summer is over. Labor day is behind us, kids are in school. Theres plenty of time before the holidays start to distract us an all of those burning man folks finally get Thmses Unstuck from the mud. Youre saying thats pretty bad out here. It is. Theres mud, you cant really walk or drive. It was pretty bad it rained for solid two days. A lot of people coming of here made it luckily because theyre running into each other and stuff because it is so slippery
encouragement for americans still trapped in sudan, saying, how hard is itemo to get out or f a four door car? that was good. that was a good one . ththat was worth a chuckle. all right.ow to th now to the news. on my n let meews put it my news glass. uh, the times says we shouldn t care if joe biden s not alln isn there. here s an easy medical test. ifot a you don t know by now that joe biden s brain is mush, theni you may also have dementiade.. time to start injecting balance of nature. but for everyone who does see the deterioration of president pants, you won t be surpriserioe to discover that the new yorkw times has no problem with his decline. times hain fact, who needs a hey president ? they argue, well, what s next? blind pilots, quote, strange as it may sound, the american government can function without a healthy president . ay well, that s good to know y
the basic idea, the mostea that fundamental idea thatct t the people who we elect to runyu the government are the ones who actually run the governmentc rather than a managerialra aristocracy that actually runs the show today. and i live as president of the united states . i can deliver on that. okay, so you re looking for the republican nomination. ght o w probably the leader right now would be donald trump. if you look at look the polls a, what are the policy differences you have between yourself? and donald trump?onald tr so first of all, donalda trump s a friend. i ami m not running against himo i am running on a vision for our nation. but you re not running for him. you re running against him.hi let s be honest.le t i m okay.untry. well, here s why i m running for our country. but here s the but let sle be let s let s talk about differences, because i m with sean. he was the oggi of america. first, i m takin the firstam tae next level with america first 2.0. okay, let to .