[ light laughter ] dude, you made barack obama show two birth certificates, and you called the pope disgraceful. [ light laughter ] but youre gonna reserve judgment on this guy who looks like the tow truck driver from a horror movie . [ light laughter ] need a ride ladies . [ applause ] youre not gonna get cell service out here. [ light laughter ] authorities were called to a florida airport yesterday to deal with angry passengers after Spirit Airlines canceled multiple flights. Just look at this. [ shouting ] [ bleep ] seth man, the only time ive seen people that mad is when a Spirit Airlines flight wasnt canceled. [ light laughter ] what, i have to get on it . Queen elizabeth was spotted driving herself home from church yesterday in a jaguar. Jaguar, all i see is a cougar. [ laughter and applause ] your way, my way girl. A toyota recently set a record for worlds fastest suv after going 230 miles per hour. It was driven by a mom who forgot her kid at soccer practice. [ light laughter