Year, is going to be here, but first applause thats for all the young kuwaiti kids who might be watching. cheers and applause thats all natural right there. laughter but first, americas election campaigns have become insanely expensive, but theres no need to pretend to reach for your wallet anymore. Someone else is picking up the tab. The Political Network led by the Koch Brothers, has put a price tag on its spending plans. 900 million in the 2016 cycle. Thats a lot of money. Jon now, you may think to yourself, oh, thats bleep up. laughter arent those guys going to want something in exchange for spending the Gross National product of many countries on one election cycle . And is the thing they want control over the levers of our democracy or would they settle for hand jobs . laughter cheers and applause well, rest easy because one of one of the men who stands to benefit from this Campaign Spending says its really fine. There are a bunch of democrats who have taken as their talking poin
Thats right. Im your host larry wilmore. Welcome to the the nightly show. Before we start, theres a storm thats hit new york city. So god bless you guys for coming in. Unbelievable. cheers and applause i appreciate it. I dont know how youre going to get home. Look outside our studio right now. I saw this outside on the sudden river ten minutes ago. Not making this up. Thats my ride home. My ubear. Now, theres not only a storm here in new york city. This was another storm gathering at the box office this weekend. American sniper is really hitting its mark. The blockbuster details the life of Legendary Navy seal chris kyle. The deadliest sniper in u. S. History. Hes played by Bradley Cooper. You got a grenade, handing it to the kid. Now number one for the second weekend in a row already bringing in more than 200 million in the u. S. Larry 200 million . Man thats the cost of, like, 40 seconds of the actual iraq war. applause so american sniper is already the biggest january release ever a
Beat the colts were deflated below requirements. Deflategate. Paul ghazi laughter jon i dont know if those are the proprietary nicknames for something this serious. Im going to go with the ball accost. Flagrant equipment tampering raising the question whether the patriots win was due the cheating, without it maybe 387. Deflated ball would be easier to throw and catches special in inclement weather. The patriots denied the accusations. Coach Bill Belichick brought the science to back it up. We all know air pressure is a function of the atmospheric conditions. laughter jon yeah i guess the question would be, though but for only one team . Its similar to the concept of when you get into your car and the light comes on and it says low tire pressure because the cars been sitting in the driveway outside overnight, the atmospheric conditions as well as the true equilibrium of the ball is critical to the measurement. Jon this concludes the First Episode of professor belichicks madeup bleep 101
Why bri lie . Sigh. laughter were you bri high . Cuz if they keep finding [bleep] its bri bye. A quick recap in case you are under 70 and dont religiously turn on the network news every night at k6 30,. In 2003 Brian Williams gave his original report from iraq. We asked the u. S. Army to take us on an air mission with them. The chinook ahead of us was almost blown out of the sky. That hole was made by a rocket propelled grenade orr pg. Jon oh. But in 2013 on letterman it became. Two of our four helicopters were hit. By ground fire including the one i was in. No kidding. Rp g a k47s. Jon no kidding. So in 2015 as he returned the story to a news format on his show he stuck with the more, we say interesting workshop version. The story actually started with a terrible moment a dozen years back during the invasion of iraq when the helicopter we were traveling in was forced down after being hit by an rpg. Jon see, i see the problem. You have to infotainment confusion syndrome t occurs when t
Thank you very much oh, thank you chanting thank you thank you very much welcome to the nightly show im your host larry, larry, larry larry. laughter before we get going, last night was the super bowl, and im a seahawks fan. I really slammed the pats on thursdays show. I mean, i hit your team like the wicked hahd. And a then i put this online. If the patriots win, i will eat a bowl of, whatever you call it, new england clam chowder. There go. Yep. So im a man of my word. Ive got a big bowl of new england clam chowder. This looks pretty good, actually. Should i get some crackers . Nah, ill just eat it. Mmm very good thats not cheating, patriots fans. I just deflated the size of the bowl so its easier to grip. Bam cheers and applause wicked hahb. The only thing worse than the game was the commercials. I couldnt grow up cuz i died from an accident. Larry jesus i wanted to watch a football game. I didnt know i had to prepare a eulogy for a child. I was already feeling crappy enough from ea