the gutfeld awards. greg: the very first gutfeld international feminist award. unlike the oscars, we are going to keep it short. tonight we have one winner. do you know who that is? the first gutfeld international feminist award goes to. this is so embarrassing. i had no idea. such a surprise. i don t know who to think at this point and i don t have anything prepared to say except for the monologue which i wrote so i could give myself an award. i never would make anything. i never thought of myself as a feminist probably because i could never grow a mustache. a sexist would say. greg: that s terrible. you shouldn t laugh. how could i be a feminist? i admire chivalry. i am not angry. i ve yet to burn a bra. not intentionally. in this crazy time it seems like it s time for someone to take the lead defending women since the feminist groups have gone awol. ladies, follow me. if i don t ask for directions along the way that s how dudes roll. so allow me to man- s plane. th
greg: that s terrible. you shouldn t laugh. how could i be a feminist? i admire chivalry. i am not angry. i ve yet to burn a bra. not intentionally. in this crazy time it seems like it s time for someone to take the lead defending women since the feminist groups have gone awol. ladies, follow me. if i don t ask for directions along the way that s how dudes roll. so allow me to man- s plane. there is not so much a war on women it s like a persistent erosion. it s creeping into science, language, court rooms, restroom sports industry. you know it s a problem when leading female achievers can no longer tell you what a woman or a man is. can you provide a definition for the word woman? can i provide a definition?