greg: love it! yes! [cheers] greg: thank you. sit down. sit down! you girl scouts over there, sit down. all right. it s friday, so you know what that means. let s welcome tonight s guests. his favorite karaoke song is pledge of allegiance. she took her driver s test on a tractor. co-host of the bottom line. [cheers] greg: she s lean, keen and can pass for a teen. best-selling author, kat, and the statue of liberty looks up to him. former wwe world champion. all right. before we get to some new stories let s do this. greg s leftovers. it s leftovers where i read the jokes we didn t use this week. as always it s my first time reading them so if they suck we ll rojo mackey up in a carpet and toss him off the bridge. [laughter] greg: all right. here we go. harvard president claudine gay resigned after accusations of plagiarism. gay said she would have caught the errors if she had a larger pair of glasses. not surprisingly people said there was something familiar obj
greg: love it! yes! [cheers] greg: thank you. sit down. sit down! you girl scouts over there, sit down. all right. it s friday, so you know what that means. let s welcome tonight s guests. his favorite karaoke song is pledge of allegiance. she took her driver s test on a tractor. co-host of the bottom line. [cheers] greg: she s lean, keen and can pass for a teen. best-selling author, kat, and the statue of liberty looks up to him. former wwe world champion. all right. before we get to some new stories let s do this. greg s leftovers. it s leftovers where i read the jokes we didn t use this week. as always it s my first time reading them so if they suck we ll rojo mackey up in a carpet and toss him off the bridge. [laughter] greg: all right. here we go. harvard president claudine gay resigned after accusations of plagiarism. gay said she would have caught the errors if she had a larger pair of glasses. not surprisingly people said there was something familiar obj
built to last. and in the future can be used for spare change. how dare you. greg: what people are literally carrying around a pot of coffee now? it s like, i don t have enough beverage. at this rate we re going to have like these restaurant beverage containers strapped to our back with a straw in our mouth. is it coffee, though, greg? kat: i question what beverages are being toted around in these things but, i m into this because, when i walk my dog, i will put wine in a little short wine glass and walk around. and you get judged by virtually everybody you encounter, so it s 10:00 in the morning. so i appreciate the opacity of this vessel. but what i do we the cleanliness of the straw. what kind of bacteria and mucous
built to last. and in the future can be used for spare change. how dare you. greg: what people are literally carrying around a pot of coffee now? it s like, i don t have enough beverage. at this rate we re going to have like these restaurant beverage containers strapped to our back with a straw in our mouth. is it coffee, though, greg? kat: i question what beverages are being toted around in these things but, i m into this because, when i walk my dog, i will put wine in a little short wine glass and walk around. and you get judged by virtually everybody you encounter, so it s 10:00 in the morning. so i appreciate the opacity of this vessel. but what i do we the cleanliness of the straw. what kind of bacteria and mucous