these guys are. setting themselves up for a fall. and there s a story this morning about what a circus it s become. i m showing this because it s news, mika. we have to tell the news. this reporter showed up at camp and apparently was the victim of cat calls, taunted a little bit by the jets team. soalex the intern said in a wren sent voice, it s seven after, can we get to news please, like you guys are going to listen to that. like this isn t news. let me give you a lesson on live television. you need to say get to the damn newscast and you scream it in his ear loudly. go ahead and scream, alex. okay. so you were at the u.s. open yesterday. that didn t go ll. it was an awful day with my family. this is a picture of my daughter sitting there waiting with her little plastic bag over her
possession. knee down. he s already on his way up. seriously the commissioner, we ve got a great commissioner in the confl. and make a come out strong statement on this today. no world cup pussy footing around. that was a touchdown. i still think the other compelling other than the jets i love the jets, but the hard knock stuff, the new york times magazine, the monogrammed sweats. these guys are going to get killed. you don t do that in the nfl. you certainly don t do that in new york city. they better be really good. they better be 16-0 good. okay. enough sports. press is going to kill them, deservedly so. keep your heads down. really, it s unbelievable. mika, of course, as you said, the story i think also the first weekend, michael vick playing
mika, i know you weret in front of the tv set eating pork rinds and drinking your beer. the story of the first week is the nfl has morphed into th world cup. detroit got totally screwed. i m sure willie will get to it in sports. no time left on the clock, touch down, end zone. the receiver has control of the ball, knee touches the ground and they recalled it. because of some technicality in the nfl rule they had to call it incomplete. wait until you see it. it s going to blow your mind. let s see it now. this is to win the game, joe. he caught it, how exciting. his feet are down, his body is down. watch the slow motion replay. he s got it. it s over already. now his knee is down. no, o, no.
please, please, something positive. something to make me laugh. remember mika last week i showed you lady gaga on the cover of vogue dressed only in cold cuts? i do. last night was the video music awas. she took it one step further. peta is not happy. we want to show you share in her turn back time outfit giving the best video award to lady gaga. her dress is made of meat. her shoes are made of real meat. her haret is made of real meat. it s thinly sliced, looks delicious, pro sciutto. that s meat. i don t know what else to tell you. she s wearing meat. she s wearing meat. she also has a meat purse, i m told. her purse is made out of meat. did she reek? what did that smell like? it s been a meat week for
it s one of the top stories next. it makes me tired. what? twitter wars? this kenyan thing. mark halprin has an interesting must-read. i saw you guys andyou didn t even want to talk. mika was so rude. you know there actually there were websites that were enraged and attacked us for not being fair to a minister that wants to kill u.s. troops byurning the gh koran. right wing websites want u.s.o soldiers to die i guess because they were mad because we didn t give him enough respect. i m not even sure we should have put him on. no, we shouldn t have. shame on all of us for allowing that to have happened and play out. 50is followers. his church is the back of a