Eight OSHA Violations I Experienced While Working At Little Caesar’s
Jun 17, 2021
Bested in combat by a powerful rat king that lived off of grease and pepperoni in the store-room.
Received first-degree burns on the tip of my dick while trying to fuck a Hot-N-Ready Meat Lover’s Pizza (see also: Best HR Complaints Received While Working at Little Caesars).
Required by management to attend weekly 3 A.M. Staff Bonding nights spent venturing into the store room to reclaim our once prosperous lands from the evil clutches of the rat king.
Forced to offer secret menu item known as Little Caesar’s People Pleaser: a kiss on the lips to any customer who spends $35 or more.