There are so many things to be afraid of. Nation, ive warned you the gays are hellbent on rubbing our noses in their lifestyle. The noserubbing, of course, very big in the gay eskimo community. Well, look out, because the gays just infiltrated another beloved institution. The Us Postal Service unveiled its artwork for a commemorative stamp honoring harvey milk, the first openly gay elected officials on a stamp. Stephen a gay man on a stamp . Anger and they used such an unflattering picture. Jimmy, can you fix that . Thats much better. Thats a good looking guy cheers and applause folks, appearing on a u. S. Postage stamp is a prestigious honor traditionally reserved for our greatest president s and regional songbirds. And they didnt pick just any gay politician, like rutherford b. Hayes. Oh, methinks he doth beard too much. No, they went with san franciscos harvey milk. Suddenly, if i want to mail something, i have to lick this guys backside . No no worse, if its selfadhesive, now im li
And gentlemen. Welcome to the report, everybody. Thank you so much for joining us. cheers and applause folks, if you watch the other news channels and i hope you dont you know theres only one lead story today and that is the racist comments of l. A. Clippers owner and darth vader with his helmet off, Donald Sterling. laughter weve all heard what he said, and if you havent heard, youre a racist. laughter but just to refresh our outrage, sterling and his wife are suing his exmistress to recover 1. 8 million sterling gave her. Coincidentally, a recording was mysteriously released of sterling lecturing his mistress about her friends. It bothers me a lot if you want to broadcast that youre associating with black people. Do you have to . Why publicize it on the instagram . Why bring the black peoples to the game . How about your whole life, every day. You could do whatever you want. You could sleep with them, you could bring them in, you could do whatever you want. The little i ask you is no
[ laughter ] heres the odd thing about the announcement darryl issa has already subpoenaed it to testify about benghazi. Tell us what you know, baby. [ laughter ] but congratulations to the clinton family. News media . Thats the 2016 president ial are speculatron baby. Does that factor in . Could it put a bump in hillarys 2016 plan . And is itselfist to ask . No silly billy, its not sexist. Even though it is a question that has never ever been posed to a male candidate ever. For god sakes, mitt rom any has like a litter of grandchildren. Mitt rom any has for god sakes, if im not mistake, mitt romney has like a grandchild petting zoo [ laughter ] the guy added three grandchildren while he was campaigning he is the only candidate in history whose Electoral College total is less than the chairs he has to put out at thanksgiving. My point is he got crushed in the election by someone who has no grandchildren. The grandchildren factor never came up in the race between obama and romney. When
For the obama administration. I cant expect a comedic hack and his army of writers, i cant take them too seriously. Jon o my god, o oh, my god. Just wait. Just wait. Sean hannity knows my name. [ laughter ] ill be honest with you, the hack thing hurts a little, but the wound is heeled by the healed by the ointment of your attention. [laughter] sean there, well, he was upset that on monday i may have mentioned that he was being hypocritical in defending the nevada rancher and militant federal grazing fee not payer cliven bundy. I am sympathetic to critics of Eminent Domain and those who feel that obamas jack booted thugs should never have signed those federal grazing fees indefinitely. Did i say obama . I meant ronald reagan. [laughter] thats besides the the point. Of course, according to hannity his support of cliven isnt even about rule of law. Can i make my position more clear to mr. Stewart . I stand for proportionality. I thought there was a lack of proportionality here. Jon its pr
What allow me to take that big leap of faith and step out over the edge with there was no base to pull me. I remember the devotional from years ago. A long time ago, i remember reading a devotional about a guy who have been unable with a friend of his who have been a captain in the navy. They were starting out in their boat. As they got away from the dock, started to get windy. The fumes started to pick up. The next thing you know he was leaning over the railing about to throw up. Deck said stopindex hanging over the railing and find a stable spot on the horizon and focus on that. , i diddid the zipline that. I thought what am i looking down at the ground. Could look down the thousand feet. I looked at where the touchdown platform. It was about a 12 foot base. I can see the people way off in the distance. I stopped looking down. I just ran off the end. The great part about it was after i took the first step it was kind of fun. I let out a yell. It wasnt a squeal or a screen. It was a w