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Outrageous! Dastardly hooligans have plagiarised Glasgow’s greatest cultural contribution by adding some very familiar headgear to this new Bee Gees statue on the Isle of Man. Somehow, we don’t think Lord Wellington (or his horse) will be IN the days when Doctor Who was genuinely scary, little kids used to cower behind the sofa to avoid looking at the gruesome monsters. In much the same way, scaredy-cat Scots have been hunkering behind the furnishings in appalled, gibbering terror while England progressed in the Euros. Unfortunately there wasn’t a sofa wide enough to block out yesterday’s game between the brave, charming and pretty darn wonderful Italians and those other blokes.
Outrageous! Dastardly hooligans have plagiarised Glasgow’s greatest cultural contribution by adding some very familiar headgear to this new Bee Gees statue on the Isle of Man. Somehow, we don’t think Lord Wellington (or his horse) will be happy about
Cutting comment IN the days when Doctor Who was genuinely scary, little kids used to cower behind the sofa to avoid looking at the gruesome monsters. In much the same way, scaredy-cat Scots have been hunkering behind the furnishings in appalled, gibbering terror while England progressed in the Euros. Unfortunately, there wasn’t a sofa wide enough to block out yesterday’s game between the brave, charming and pretty darn wonderful Italians and those other blokes.