Jon before we go, we are, as offnow shoot auctioning off 19 suits previously worn by me with the wonderful stewart smell, going to the Achilles Freedom Team who run races all over the country, they do incredible work. Ill never need those suits again. When im out of here, onepiece swimsuits. Here it is your moment of zen. I do not want to sell the mother house and the receiptng sponsored by Comedy Central tonightly everyones asking, what really happened to sandra bland . And at this point, the police have about as much credibility as taylor swift on black twitter. laughter seriously, this story is so depressing, im watching the Mckinney Pool Party video just to cheer myself up. laughter how do you go from not signaling a lane change to getting locked in a jail cell with a 5,000 bond . Thats not a setup for a joke. Someone needs to give me a [ bleep ] answer. cheers and applause this is the nightly show. Lets do this cheers and applause cheers and applause audience chanting larry cheers
You guys are such a great audience here. I love this. cheers and applause no, its great. As we all know, american Race Relations have been pretty tumultuous lately. Our weekly racial incidents are starting to feel Something Like an unlimited appetizer deal at a chain restaurant grotesque, nauseating, and neverending. laughter with the Racial Climate changing so rapidly, we thought it would be helpful to go to our inhouse racial meteorologist, gusty hail. laughter cheers and applause hows it going gusty . Thanks, larry. Were dealing with plenty of racial atmospheric pressure pretty much everywhere. Right . Things are heating up, larry. laughter so its okay to take off that hoodie folks. Seriously, take it off, because they will shoot you. laughter larry whats racial atmospheric pressure . Well, for instance, donald trump calling larry other way. The other direction. laughter its a new map. laughter larry okay. Donald trump calling mexicans rapists has really heated things up out west an
Minorities, cowboys, and permissive gun laws, and you can guarantee some atmospheric trouble. Larry got it. Okay. Okay. Thanks gusty. cheers and applause now, look this is going to be tough, but we really do want to focus on texas specifically whats going on with the sandra bland incident. Its gotten so many people talking because so much of it really doesnt make sense. A woman was pulled over for a traffic stop, and a few days apparently commits suicide in a jail cell. Theres still a lot to unpack in this story. Ill tell you what. Lets just look at the dashcam video that was released. You okay . Im waiting on you. This is your job. What you want me to do . I dont know. You seem very irritated. I am. I really am, because i feel like this is crap for what im getting a ticket for. I was getting out of your way. You were speeding and tailing me. So i move over. And you stop me. So, yeah, i am irritated, but that doesnt stop you from giving me a ticket so are you done . Larry okay. This is
I am thrilled tonight to have jim here because this is a great talk. I read it and finished it last night and thought oh my god why did i not read this book earlier . My mother was from georgia and she was a thirdgeneration graduate. She graduated in 1950. After leaving she went to sweet breyer college and a sweet breyer she had a friend of hers Exchange Student from saint interschool. One day she said ann arent you from america . Can you tell me about quanah nail . My mother said i had never heard of him. She had learned about him from scotland so when she came home she was a little bit upset and she asked my grandfather to take her there. My grandfather was a republican type and his First Cousins quoted his book is one of the leaders of our family. That person that banker who later tried to ask them to leave said that and sheffield sure was a quick thinking girl and she went to sleep our college in virginia but she came home and income so good for sweet breyer college and good for my
Passengers, hit the truck, the truck went into the water. That truck hit a woman on the raft. As i mentioned, both people were taken to John Muir Medical Center with moderate to major injuries. Thats the extent of things we know of their condition. The toyota truck was thrown into the water. The impact on the passenger side seems to reinforce from my source that the driver was pulling the jet ski out of the water and for some reason, whatever would be that we cant explain at this point, may have stopped his truck on the tracks. We should point out back here live, here comes another amtrak train right now. That may give you a sense of the speed at which this impact happened. That is the amtrak train headed toward oakland as we speak. That intersection you see, this crossing right now is a private crossing. It has no wig wag, no bells, no crossing arms that come down. And a source here tells me that they are not required on private crossings. That is the latest at this point. There were