Having children changes everything ― mealtimes, holidays, romance and more. One particularly comical effect of parenthood is its impact on your exercise routine.
The funny parents of Twitter seem to think so anyway. They’ve shared some hilarious musings about working out after kids, from child-induced cardio to cleaning up toys as strength training.
We’ve rounded up 40 tweets that sum up fitness for parents. Enjoy!
My daily workout is walking through the house 14 times a day turning off all the lights my kids have left on in every room. Goddess Of Mischief™ BLM (@AsgardianRose) June 11, 2015
My favorite form of cardio is wrestling pajamas onto damp children That Mom Tho (@mom tho) April 23, 2020
They say kids don’t come with a manual, but fortunately parents have other resources at their disposal. Perhaps the most helpful one is Google.
From the practical to the absurd, there’s no limit to the information parents seek on Google. And as the funny mums and dads of Twitter have shown, raising kids leads to some pretty hilarious searches.
Below, we’ve rounded up 27 relatable tweets about the things parents Google. Enjoy!
I m Googling how to get glitter slime off the dog if anyone was wondering what kind of parenting adventure I was having today. Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) May 27, 2020
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Having children changes everything ― mealtimes, vacations, romance and more. One particularly comical effect of parenthood is its impact on your exercise regimen.
The funny parents of Twitter seem to think so anyway. They’ve shared some hilarious musings about working out after kids, from child-induced cardio to cleaning up toys as strength training.
We’ve rounded up 40 tweets that sum up fitness for parents. Enjoy!
My daily workout is walking through the house 14 times a day turning off all the lights my kids have left on in every room. Goddess Of Mischief™ BLM (@AsgardianRose) June 11, 2015
My favorite form of cardio is wrestling pajamas onto damp children That Mom Tho (@mom tho) April 23, 2020
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Peloton has come a long way over the past year or so, from viral ad backlash to booming sales amid the COVID-19 pandemic.
The fitness brand ― known for its signature stationary bike ― has been described as cult-like, with devotees fawning over their favorite instructors, signing up for monthly challenges and posting about their cycling activity on social media.
Naturally, the frenzy has reached Twitter, where people share their Peloton love ― and skepticism. We’ve rounded up 55 funny and relatable tweets about that Peloton life.
When the Peloton instructors bite their bottom lip during a ride, they look casually sexy. When I do it, I look like I’ve just gotten a mouthful of bad yogurt. Jelisa Castrodale (@gordonshumway) January 3, 2021