Just everything. Rachel bilson and selena gomez. I dont know rachel very well but selena is one of the most beautiful girls in the world. It must happen all the time on the red carpet line. Yeah, who do people confuse you with besides gayle king . Shes the one. When she had the bangs. And you thought they were saying hey, gal. Theyre like gayle. [ laughter ] i dont see it but people wont stop dinner . No. Do you care if f someone takes food off your plate . I wsh they mouth. Theres a writer who says she hates when people takes food off her plate. Well, if you wanted a bite of my pork chop you always say take my lamb chop. Im that kind of person. Zoe from friends did you say zoe or joey . Joey. Heres a clip he tells phoebe he doesnt want to date her friend because of a habit she has. You know what your great friend did . Were out to dinner, okay . We were getting along, having a really nice time, i was thinking she was really cool and then out of nowhere [ laughter ] what is she eating
[ cheers and applause ] anthony give me more give me more give me more [ cheers and applause ] whoo thank you thank you. I know its a surprise to see me here. Right now some confused old white lady is trying to adjust the darkness settings on her tv. In Middle America someplace. No, lady. Im not jimmy kimmel. Im your guest host for the night, Anthony Anderson. [ cheers and applause ] every time you hear that name, i need you to shout your ass off, okay . Im going to give a test and see if youre with me. Anthony anderson [ cheers and applause ] thats what im talking about. You might know me from the abc show blackish. [ cheers and applause ] oh, oh, hold on. Thats the one about the black family, not the documentary about those whales getting beat up at seaworld. [ laughter ] thats blackfish. Were blackish. Got it . Good. Im here tonight so jimmy can be home with his family. As you may have heard, his son billy was born with a heart condition just two weeks ago. It was very scary but for
Heres Anthony Anderson [ cheers and applause ] anthony give me more give me more give me more [ cheers and applause ] whoo thank you thank you. I know its a surprise to see me here. Right now some confused old white lady is trying to adjust the darkness settings on her tv. In Middle America someplace. No, lady. Im not jimmy kimmel. Im your guest host for the night, Anthony Anderson. Ch every time you hear that name, i need you to shout your ass off, okay . Im going to give a test and see if youre with me. Anthony anderson [ cheers and applause ] thats what im talking about. You might know me from the abc show blackish. [ cheers and applause ] oh, oh, hold on. Thats the one about the black family, not the documentary about those whales getting beat up at seaworld. [ laughter ] thats blackfish. Were blackish. Got it . Good. Im here tonight so jimmy can be home with his family. As you may have heard, his son billy was born with a heart condition just two weeks ago. It was very scary but f
[ light laughter ] you know that list of side effects at the end of a pharmaceutical ad . He apparently has all of them. [ laughter ] he said among other things that there were very fine people on both sides of the events in charlottesville. He asked if people on the left have any guilt that the White Supremacists became violent and then he said this many of those people were there to protest the taking down of the statue of robert e. Lee. So this week its robert e. Lee. I notice that stonewall jacksons coming down. I wonder, is it George Washington next week . And is it Thomas Jefferson the week after . You know, you you really do have to ask yourself, where does it stop . Seth where does it stop . [ light laughter ] buddy, weve been asking ourselves that question since january. [ cheers and applause ] normally when someone is talking, that level of crazy, batman crashes through the ceiling and punches him. [ laughter ] trump is like a bad waitress in a crappy diner who is trying to g
[ light laughter ] you know that list of side effects at the end of a pharmaceutical ad . He apparently has all of them. [ laughter ] he said among other things that there were very fine people on both sides of the events in charlottesville. He asked if people on the left have any guilt that the White Supremacists became violent and then he said this many of those people were there to protest the taking down of the statue of robert e. Lee. So this week its robert e. Lee. I notice that stonewall jacksons coming down. I wonder, is it George Washington next week . And is it Thomas Jefferson the week after . You know, you you really do have to ask yourself, where does it stop . Seth where does it stop . [ light laughter ] buddy, weve been asking ourselves that question since january. [ cheers and applause ] normally when someone is talking, that level of crazy, batman crashes through the ceiling and punches him. [ laughter ] trump is like a bad waitress in a crappy diner who is trying to g