it is not like having lunch with the president of columbia, which i am not sure. that s a schedule. there were car routes and whatnot. they are columbian prostitutes. i mean she problem blayen cleaned off with prostitutes. she probably cleaned off with it. we don t need that kind of humor. from groping to smoking, it is a story we wrote two weeks ago. i speak of sports fans who visit the target field, home of the twins, a team made up entirely of off spring pairs produced in the same pregnancy, and they are all good athletes. they announced they will no longer have designated smoking areas. they could smoke outside one of the stadium gates and then reopen the open air park. but that was a problem according to a spokesperson who said all of the secondhand smoke blows right back to the main concourse and all the way up to the terrorist level. that is an issue for our fans and our employees who have to
rights when i was a smoker. now i m like, screw these disgusting, smelly things. stop smoking. but they are the only group you can just crap all over with impunity. they don t complain. it is like, oh $15 a pack? i have to be in the plexiglass chamber of gas? that s fine. no one complains. i will give you a couple of names. smie aren t we replacing science with annoyance? that s not science. that s banning things you don t like. i would love to ban bill schulz. you and me both. we are talking about cigarettes. and let s face it. smoke is not the only thing that blows in that stadium, am i right? what? unnecessary. unnecessary. they show us evolving into some kind of a hate crime. the players chew tobacco, and apparently that doesn t bother people. so shouldn t fans be uh lod
to be allowed to smoke? i don t like secondhand smoke. the studies are balogna. trust me on this. i would never lie to you. except that one time. the solution is allowing re-entry. you go out and have your smoke and i sit and enjoy the game smoke-free. we allow you to re-enter once you are done. what about third hand smoke? nobody is talking about that. excuse me, yes they r. third hand smoke is smoke that is in a room that you have left and can be smelled on the furniture or clothing. that is actually a fact. google third hand smoke. and it is also a really cool band. they do a lot of third eye blind coverage and blues traveler. they have a fat lead singer with emphysema. have bill, it is hot dogs, and smoking. it here is how silly minnesota s. i have been to the metrodome and you can
work in the environment. anyway, i don t know what that means. ii can t remember why i wrote that. what does a giant sheet of bubble wrap sound like in a high droll lick press? holdup. check that off my bucket list. it is a list of cool buckets. it is creepy. i like a bucket of popcorn. let s be honest. everybody knows the affects of secondhand smoke is not even real. it is not real. the science is bad. i gre with that. i used to be all up in arms about them infringing on