To figure it out remotely this is an emotional milest oksg so it might be weird, and it might be rocky up, i assure you, its just so hot in this attic that my you s but maybe a little less weird, and a little less rocky than the attic. But thats why im starting with this today, to thank you sincerely for sticking with us the world has changed since we started in 2014. Its changing right now. And if you watch this, it will continue to change, and we will be here to continue to talk about it i have so much more to say, but i need to stop now so i can turn the fan back on, because shoemaker was so right announcer tonight on late night with seth meyers regina king. Comedian and writer, amber ruffin all new closer look. Featuring the 8g band with fred armisen and now, seth meyers isode, which is strange because im pretty sure its our 10,000th episode from the attic lets get to the news. President trump traveled to dallas today for a fundraising dinner at a private home that is expected to r
Carls in a mood lets get to the news. President trump claimed on friday that the Defense Department had developed a, quote, super duper missile that is 17 times faster than other missiles which is great news unless our enemies develop a super duper infinity notakebacks missile. Oh, i didnt plan for a notakebacks missile. Thats right, trump claimed that the Defense Department has developed a super duper missile. He also said they got to third base with their girlfriend in canada and that their dad can dunk President Trump was presented with the official Space Force Flag on friday man, just look at him. Hes happier than hes been in years. He looks like he just found out he is not the father he looks like a 12yearold standing next to the rock. Though i do feel bad for the flag because we all know where this is headed new york mayor bill de blasio said yesterday that he has ordered the police to stop people from partying outside bars amid the coronavirus pandemic though if de blasio really
Quote, interesting, by congress not wanting the special fiveminute testing apparatus theyre saying that they are not essential. Which is a little ironic coming from a 73yearold man tweeting in the middle of the workday thats right, trump criticized congress for declining his offer to provide coronavirus tests so lawmakers could return to capitol hill but in their defense, the tests he offered arent very accurate. Okay, now pick a color. Hillary clinton is reportedly appearing at a virtual fundraising dinner for former Vice President joe biden later this month and tickets cost up to 50,000 wow, imagine paying to sit through that zoom call hillary stuck on mute. Biden accidentally sharing his screen of a web search asking, what is zoom . Actually, you know what, yeah, i would id pay to see that cnn anchor Anderson Cooper revealed last week that he became a father to a baby boy and hes already so stressed out, his hair turned brown that was my favorite one tonight. Singer Justin Bieber an
Was, quote, treated like a rock star. Specifically jackson maine when he pissed himself at the grammys. [ laughter ] a local television station released video today showing President Trump bragging about the crowd size at his rallies while talking to medical staff treating victims of the el paso shooting said one doctor, thats very interesting, have i shown you our psych ward . [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause former Vice President joe biden said during a speech today that, quote, half of winning is showing up. The other half is obama. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause after sparking outrage by claiming on his show that the rise of White Supremacy is a hoax, fox news host Tucker Carlson announced last night that he will be taking a vacation and man, is he going to be upset when he finds out whos sitting in for him [ laughter ] president ial hopeful andrew yang has qualified for the next two democratic primary debates while john delaney has qualified to save 15 on his Car Insurance .
The United States to misspell his own name. Lashing out at google, and he tweeted, they suppressed negative stories on Hillary Clinton and boosted stories on donald ttump. I guess when your fingers are covered with dipping sauce it happens. But how do you misspell your name . I have to believe that if Sarah Huckabee sanders was still alive, god rest her soul, she would be out on the lawn shouting that his name is and always has been donald ttump and we were too fake news to know it. Trump was at the white house watching tv. In the two and a half years hes been in office, do you know how many days hes spent at his golf clubs . 198 days. You know how much these golf trip the cost us, the taxpayers . 110 million. They estimate 40 million on the airplane, and 50 million on the red lights that keep the cheeseburgers tan. I wish he played golf every day. I wish he would join the pga tour and go away. But what i do find interesting are his thoughts from when obama was president and he played