happy birthday, everybody. thank you.ha so disney has announced the next star wars movie will be directed by a woman. adm oh, you heard that right. disney admitits they define def a womainn, but the new director is not just any woman. no, she s sharmeen obaid-chinoy annoy, a pakistani canadian feminist activist. ofs you know exactly the kind of person that star wars lectchise needs. the kind whose idea of fun is lecturing you about oppression, welcoming dandruff out of her armpitsf . not heard somebody like that.t h that fancy. i save that one. ant the star secree star wars audience is mostly male. and by mostly i mean. so here s sharmeen in 2015 talking to jon stewart about how she interact s with that horrible gender with the y chromosome. e me i like to maken men uncomfortable. i enjoy making men uncomfortable. see, that explains why jon stewart looked so comfortable. well, no doubt she s made plenty of men uncomfortablene, y especially the ones that own disney
is going to blame those nasty, evil people they cal tl men. because when it cameto to choosing a director, disney apparently decided to go the claudineo th route with th billion dollar franchise. great ideaidea. act every time she yells cutor, the the male actors will put their hands over their . of course, the mediang will accuse the right of pouncing. well, are we? wee t. we re pouncing. we re pouncing like cannonpounco to on a 75 piece mcnugget meal. these make it so easy. seriously, even after the bud fiasco and declining profits after forcing die on its products, the company p is once again choosing corporate harry carey and for what the feel good is ceo. bob iger that terrified of his wife t. d he didn t learn fromidback the backlash when he gave snowlv white seven transitioning dwarves. in fact, in disney s latest fiscal report, the company admitsates that consumersny a perceptions of our position on matters of public interesdmit present risks to our reputation and brands. i