But this is it, guys this is were at the top. Were at the top of the hill, were almost at the top. Weve got to keep going, keep pushing, keep supporting each other. We got this, we got this, all right . Lets get through this week. Mondays basically already done so now we got tuesday, wednesday, thursday, friday. Four more days were already in were in. So were going to have a big show, a fun show tonight. The one and only lady gaga will be our guest on the show tonight. She is spearheading the w. H. O. Global citizens special one world together at home. This is her website here Global Citizens. Globalcitizen. Org togetherathome shes going to talk about that giant event, april 18th. I am cohosting it with jimmy kimmel and Stephen Colbert. Im very excited a lot of big names and then she has a little surprise coming up later in the show that should be very fun also my other guest is andy cohen, who we love, from watch what happens live. Hes doing it from home as well and hes recovering at
And people love it i wonder if you can get a bucket of coffee too. Anyway, this is what its come to. Breakfast in a bucket. We are all eating like the president now. One of my coworkers received what i can only assume is a belated april fools day prank in the mail this weekend. She got one of those coupon packs with the discounts on charmin toilet paper and bounty paper towels. But i guess you could wipe with the coupon in a pinch, right . You know, i thought wed heard all the bad amenities this coronavirus has to offer already, but now it turns out its not just for humans anymore. A tiger at the bronx zoo has tested positive for coronavirus. Researchers think she caught it from a human zookeeper. Health Officials Say that people who have the virus should avoid contact with their pets. Jimmy great. Just when you thought things couldnt get worse for joe exotic. By the way, how did a tiger get a coronavirus test . Must be a hell of a basketball player. Nadia the tiger is believed to be t
Mike scollins, if youre from new jersey and youre angry, Mike Scollins wrote that joke. President trump announced yesterday he would extend social distancing guidelines through next month, said americans, this is still the same month . This march came in like a lion and went out like a kick in the [ bleep ]. Thats right, despite saying last week that he wanted to have the country open by easter, President Trump said yesterday he would extend social distancing guidelines until next month. On the plus side, you can still spend easter the way you always do, by completely forgetting about it until your mom calls and you lie about going to Church British Prime Minister Boris Johnson has written a letter to every household in britain urging people to stay indoors and practice social distancing during the coronavirus outbreak. So thats interesting. Social distancing is called the same thing here as it is there i just assumed it would be Something Like her majestys dodgy pleasure. Either way,
[ laughter ] seth hes hes a doctor why do you think he knows more than he does do you do this during your actual doctors appointments mr. President , it looks like you have an undigested hamburger lodged in your stomach. No, youre wrong, thats just my second heart. [ laughter ] trump probably thinks he knows more about actual doctors because this guy was his actual doctor do you remember him . The guy who looks less like a doctor, and more like hes hiding in the witness protection program. [ laughter ] the guy whose fallback job is roadie for hootie and the blowfish [ laughter ] trump probably did know more than this guy. Bad news man, looks like you got your feet where your brain should be. [ laughter ] no, i think you just have it upside down. Oh, hey i guess youre right, man. All right. Want some medicine . [ laughter ] now look, its important to be cautious and not to panic, but its also important not to ignore the advice of health professionals. Everyone should remain calm, hope f
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