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After Harold realised that his Prayer Payment Initiative was floundering, he visited Gitegi’s most famous consultancy, Pete’s Intelligence, to find a way out of his mess. The experienced head of the consultancy, yours truly, did not mince his words.
“The die is cast,” I told Harold. “Ndumia and Sue are taking over the church from you. It is not a matter of if, and not of when either. It is a question of what. What will be left of you?”
Harold, upon hearing that the die was cast, retorted: “I will die for what I started.”
THE STANDARD
SUNDAY MAGAZINE
Since Harold said that his church is a Hollywood theatre, because the walls are built of holy wood, nothing seems to be going well for him.
This is the same man who took Sue out in the night in the new moon, brought her a honeycomb and told her she should never complain about not being taken out on honeymoon again.
After a faction of the church openly resisted Harold’s ambitious plan to force the PPI (Prayer Payment Initiative) on them, he invited a caucus his diehards, a bunch of unapologetic drunkards, for dialogue.
The PPI was launched at Harold’s house some time last year, amid colour and pomp. It was an intiative to bring together Harold and Sue, frenemies for life.