But generally the same old story. Yes, there is a curse, a quest, some goings on. Here is a clip. I need to speak with you. Hand me your sword. I dont have a sword. What kind of soldier has no weapon . Im currently wanted for treason. So not the very good kind, then. Im looking for a pirate. Captainjack sparrow . Well, today is your lucky day. Because ijust happen to be captain jack sparrow. No, it cant be. Ive spent years searching for this . The great jack sparrow is not some drunk in a cell. Do you even have a ship . A crew . Pants . A great pirate does not require such intricacies. Do you know how long ive been waiting for this moment . The audiences love it, so give them more and more . Have you seen the other pirates movies . I think i saw the first one, a long time ago. Thought it was all right, but i didnt need more. Do you think this gag is so fabulous its going to take five movies . Firstly, i was never a fan of the first one, the second and third i found increasingly annoyin