vegan. listen when i go to a strip club i don t want to see some hungry bony stripper. i don t want to see olive oil twerking. i want a little jiggle in my wiggle. what do you say, gutfeld? good to know no animals were harmed in the creation of my lap dance, but no offense to the people in this industry but if you re taking off your clothes in a small unattractive strip club in portland diet isn t your primary concern. there are other things to worry about in life. i like me some junk in my trunk. i think we have the it alliterations. in a lot of these club really i can t go into if i go into this it will be on a website and i can t. so i mean i have trouble even going in it by a baseball mitt because it s made of leather. but they serve food. so you get tofu. here s the hilarious thing.