hello, america and the united states of texas. it is great to be here. yesterday we left new york city leaving therefore here is like waking up from a bad dream. it s like going from theng texa to the cowboys. you know what, i don t even kno what that means. i don t know anything about sports it s like going from job a joe behar to anything that isn t joy behar. i would even take a bed of nails , that i know. thank you, by the way for the gift basketi i ve only been in texas for one day and i already got an ar 15. applauding an ar 15, i got an a 15, and phaedo overwork balls and a pickle jar. i m kidding. we all know he has no balls. even caitlyn jenner would tell him to grow up there. i don t even get that joke. remember when he said he was coming for your guns? and you said yeah, try it, nancy . this guy couldn t get a glue gu from an art teacher. f yet, he wants to run for governor that s a joke. his odds are becoming governor as good as the chances of hunte biden passing
in texas, a hoedown is a dance. why bother. why bother.l r in new york city it s what a co says over his radio when a is passed out on your porch.-s and the two-step is when you have to jump over a pile of street vcs. texas is known for its beautifu cattle, that is also true in ne york city. talked about his and mouth disease. here in texas there is a betwee the residence in mexico and california where there is a vas bump between the governor s ears