look at that. it s beautiful. everyone should have me on their body. tattoowise. we get it. you care. you are morally superior but woefully transparent. tattoos illustrate decisions based on feelings and with something you really regret. like choosing hillary as your candidate. she lost and yet tattoos are easier to disappear. i wanted to do this story so we could talk about tattoos. i will start with you, dana. if you get a tattoo, what would it be? dana: well, i think, you know, i am not for tattoos. this is pretend. i would go with my main man, jasper. greg: there you go. a very hairy arm. dana: another reason i am terrified of the tattoo. doesn t it hurt terribly? greg: it does. that s why you get drunk. tons of shots, a couple pain
about him but really wholesome also. he is the most fascinating man, that commercial. fascinating on many levels. i think it would be a nice conversation piece. women would like it. men would like it. greg: what if he gets arrested for some horrible crime? kimberly: even better. change it to hillary. greg: juan, what s your tattoo? jesse: if he is going juan: if he is going to get hillary, i ve got to get a triple. everybody. hannity, laura ingraham, jeanine pirro. i really want the girls on either side of hannity because i wanted a propaganda special. jesse: that is fair and balanced. kimberly: i think it s attractive. greg: i got a tattoo. this is on me. i got attached to of tattoo from
fantasy island hanging out with the russian pop star duo tattoo. they all have their hands up. isn t it pleasant? it is interesting. dana: congratulations to the guy who got all the tattoos. greg: shawn o rourke. i gave him an unusual mission. roger stone has a tattoo. i won t tell you how i found out but it s interesting. kimberly: it s called your saturday night. greg: i watched a documentary. jesse: big weekend plans? greg: you know it. up next, the real-life hunt for et. glad they are going after that punk. new details about a top-secret military program.
welcome to it s just too easy. a story too easy to ridicule, making it too hard to ignore. pete davidson, the nice kid from saturday night live, he got a tattoo of hillary on his arm. one s friends asked why is that is because hillary was a badass. now he has something in common with hillary. they both have a ass on their arm. hers is named bill. i could say this is the funniest thing peter has ever done but that s too easy. i could say it s the funniest thing to come out of snl but that s too easy. i could laugh hysterically at this inaccurate likeness of hillary. maybe it s better to ask why wouldn t you get a tattoo of hillary when there is so many other more preferable options. like all gorgeous dolphin. look at that or may be a delightful unicorn. so special. more why not me?