that ate mushrooms was her barber. earlier this week a near collision at boston air ports of jets between american and spirit air. which proves not even the pilots want to fly spirit. and finally in san francisco driverless cars are reportedly causing traffic to get backed up. if only the homeless were that backed up. [laughter] greg: oh, a poop joke. little transient excrement humor. to the news. should trans players switch to checkers, even if they cut off their peckers. probably didn t need to say that but the international chess federation, the only organization dorkier than the star trek federation, says it will abolish the women s titles that a female player has earned if she becomes a he. this, of course, is earth shattering news to the one nerd
it s leftovers. i read the jokes we didn t use this week. it s my first time reading them. if they suck, i get to kill anyone i want. a group of nude cyclists exposed themselves to children at the seattle pride parade. coincide coincidentally, it s the first time those cyclists were exposed to exercise. when asked if cycling in the buff would be painful, lance armstrong replied, my ball would be killing me. all right. after the president was seen with strap marks on his face, the white house confirmed that he wears a c-pap mask for sleep apnea. the cleaning staff confirms he suffers from sleep crapnia. three jokes in, we got a poop joke. new york mayor is man dating two to five minutes of mindful
car, people would have liked it. how can i get money for this when i did it when i was 3? greg: it s hard to destroy stuff. like your shirt. i look like a stripper who gets paid in stuffing. greg: you put the dowdy in howdy dowdy. i came up with that in the greenroom. it s a poop joke that is clean. that s so unlike you. it was nice to see a painter covered in white powered beside hunter biden. [laughing]. [cheers and applause]. greg: there you go. they are doing this this an art museum where everybody in the museum agrees with them. nothing more left wing than the art museum. you are flouring the choir.
maybe if i made a poop joke you would be happy. sick. my advice all the guys out there is be careful. the last time someone invited me too eat snacks and u-haul truck, the whole thing turned out to be a trick so i would help her move. [laughter] and four months later i was married. [applause] joe, what are we going to do with that? they cannot afford streaming service, wow. like 7000 of them big. they are partying and u-haul vans for this is not good for the young people. this is not. thus he expect for a guy my age who might be living in a u-haul van. it kind of changes the whole in a van down by the river. i don t how this is less expensive?
kamala, toasters actually do their job. greg: about to ask you to watch the language, this is after all a family show. speak okay, mr. obsessed-with-poop. here comes a poop joke, poop, poop, poop. can you just stop for one when it? and what s with the nonstop drug jokes about kat? she is a wholesome, loving, healthy person with a strong moral character. you though are a flaming [bleep] greg: that voice sounds really familiar pair let s get down to this, what you think of jen psaki saying it s all sexism and racism behind a criminal schism that s being directed at you, ms. harris? what the [bleep] do i know, i m a toaster. go ask the microwave. greg: thanks for joining us. so what did you expect? you think you really get an actual person to impersonate