free app for your phone. download it and stick your app on your sweater and it looks like your sweater is alive. i ve got to get that. that s better than the pocket chair. it is. you can t wear the pocket chair. exactly. tell me that wouldn t be a great present. i hope no one was watching. i hope that i get that sweater. here s the problem. you re wearing your phone. what if you need to answer it? you end up tickling yourself. or burning your finger in that fire. if you re rick, where do you start? up in the sky, it s a plane. it s rick. that is him from just last year, and he s at it again. yeah. he must have been put back on the naughty list because he s been chosen to go on top of the roof with one of the most important people in sports. he joins us from the roof of the landmark building in stamford, connecticut.
hell. brian: okay. congratulations on the success of your book and surviving and you re a guy that does not fear death and off lot of life left in you. thank you very much. we sit down for a half hour on radio a little later. thanks a lot. i appreciate your invitation. brian: i m glad you were snowed in. 30 minutes from now, we have much more. dennis miller reports, you decide. listen. some people think this was the best day america s ever had, its ploweddest moment. i don t agree. i like a country where people bust their tookus. brian: more on what a tookus is from miller on the state of america. then check out the baby mop. is it the smartest invention you ve ever seen or just plain mean? i still like the pocket chair. [ rosa ] i m rosa and i quit smoking with chantix.
you don t see him like that every day. now, brian, that jet pack can be yours because nieman marcus annual christmas book is out and this year they re selling a jet pack. this present isn t cheap. the jet pack complete with the safety and training course goes for $99,500. brian: this is special note to the executive producer here, last year she got me a pocket chair. i d rather have this and they re both available on our show. i ll act surprised. don t worry about it. gretchen: i m glad you threw her under the bus cause steve and i were going to get you like a cork screw or something. brian: i know. hopefully. hopefully this needs batteries. i got to tell you, they ve been making people smile around the world for decades with their athleticism and one of a kind basketball skills. you know the music, you know the team. this week harlem globetrotters became the first sporting convenient at the barkley center just built in brooklyn by jay-z. he personally built it all.
to spain. police touched the seat and felt a human. he was ticklish. all three were taken boo custody. gretchen: these heels are made for walking. looking for relief for women walking around heelings. a massachusetts woman comes with convert. they start out short and get taller it is called day to night and start around $300. that would aleviate me from going from flip flop to five inch. brian: greatest invention is the pocket chair and this is bigger. gretchen: i waited for the guy s take. brian: this is bigger. steve: kind of like they came out with the schools that were roll are skates. brian: they took off didn t they. i haven t seen anyone walking
have government regulation to stop this fraud and then i soon saw the regulation made things worse because they covered life in a spider web of rules, the crooks kept cheating but lawyers and bureaucrats got rich. so in your 50 s or 60 s, you wound up changing your principles? i think i ve heard that earlier this week. in my 40 s actually. my hair, fortunately. it was in style then. yeah, it s so counterintuitive. it s so natural to say there ought to be a law. but the cheaters kept cheating even when there was a law. the people selling the burn fat when you sleep pills are still getting away with it. for example, the pocket chair. if that wasn t so effective, it wouldn t have been such a great seller but if the pocket chair was a big scam, the market would take care of itself. right. what the heck is a pocket chair? chair that goes in your pocket. money invested in the company. haven t you seen brian sitting on the pocket chair? i m fascinated by the pocket chair. yo