greg: oh, look a that. unlike trinidad and tobago she only needs one name, host of kennedy on fox business, it s kennedy. [cheers and applause] greg: he s so sharp we re handing out band-aids to the audience, contributing editor at the spectator, chadwick moore. [cheers and applause] greg: she s so hip grandpas want her as a replacement. fox news contributor kat timpf! [cheers and applause] greg: and when he steps out of the shower, the national weather service issues a fog warning. pretty good. that was a good one. my massive side kick and the nwa world heavy weight champion tyrus. [cheers and applause] greg: that was a lot of work. before we get to some news stories, it s friday so it s time to braid my hair. i kid. it s time for this. greg s leftovers. mmm. greg: yeah, i love them. you love them. so let s love them together. it s leftovers where i read the jokes we didn t read this week and as always it is my first time reading these. so if they suck, it s
hasn t promise promised someone a green card after like two martinis and the lights hitting right i didn t think that was so bad. greg: wouldn t it be great if you did do that and you got what you wanted and you just handed a card, just a green card. i didn t say what kind of green card it was. get 10% off the rote 0 tilling. chadwick: that s right. greg: i don t know why i said roto tilling it just came out of my mouth. kat. here s a pro docktive question what if he chooses not to lie but chooses to identify as the lie then he s not lying. right? he could say i am not a volleyball player, i identify as a volleyball player kat: i feel bad because you really thought you had something there. greg: i feel like i do. i feel like i do. kat: but, no, because he also lies about other people and other situations. greg: yeah kat: and i m so sorry, no. greg: did he rip some guy off over a dog?