Guests Reese Witherspoon. Bono and the edge. Musical guest u2. And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 732, jersey yeah steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, my goodness oh, welcome [ cheers and applause ] thank you for being here, everybody. Thank you. Welcome to the tonight show this is it, you made it, youre here. [ cheers and applause ] well guys, it is official, football season has begun. Steve oh [ cheers and applause ] jimmy this is it but this is cool. I saw that the patriots will play a game in mexico this november. Yeah. And once theyre down there, the rest of the league will say, okay, build the wall. Quick. I mean we have a chance we have a chance [ laughter and applause ] we have a chance. Meanwhile, i saw that the the new york jets are 1,000 to 1 long shots to win the super bowl. [ light laughter ] that that means that if you if you bet just one dollar, you will lose just one dollar. [ laughter and applause ] i mean thats it i
[ cheers and applause ] announcer from 30 Rockefeller Plaza in new york, its late night with seth meyers. Tonight Seth Macfarlane, music from sheryl crow, featuring the 8g band with Allison Miller. [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. Seth good evening, im seth meyers, this is late night. How is everybody doing tonight . [ cheers and applause ] great to hear. In that case, lets get to the news. President trump tweeted this morning, quote, for all of those daca that are concerned about your status during the six month period, you have nothing to worry about, no action. Incidentally, no action was part of donald and melanias marriage contract. [ laughter ] ill sign the prenup and then you sign this. Thats right President Trump says that people covered by the Daca Immigration Program should not be concerned about their status during the 6 month period that congress has to replace it. Donald, theyre worried about what happens after that. [ laughter ] thats like a doct
Some big tv news, abc Just Announced the next bachelor is going to be Arie Luyendyk jr. [ light laughter ] apparently he is he was a a contestant on the show about 5 years ago. Hes going to be the new bachelor. Steve really . Jimmy yeah, pretty surprising choice. Check out what some of the biggest bachelor fans had to say about it. This is clearly a a disappointing moment. I think thats a ridiculous idea. I hope that they dont mean that. Nobody knows who the hell he is [ laughter and applause ] jimmy no one knows who he is. As i mentioned earlier, tonight was the first game of the nfl season with the Kansas City Chiefs taking on the new england patriots. [ cheers and applause ] now as you know, at the end of the season, they give out the most valuable player award, but they also give out other awards during the season. Sort of like the ones in High School Yearbooks like, most likely to succeed, class clown, stuff like that. So with that in mind, its time for tonight show superlatives.
Form is unacceptable, and the leader of the free world should be unambiguous. Oh, i think she is. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] while President Trump fielded questions yesterday about charlottesville, white house chief of staff john kelly was seen staring at the ground with his arms crossed. And after hearing the press conference, so was the statue of liberty. Laughter and applause ] when asked yesterday about his confidence in chief adviser and accused White Nationalist steve bannon, President Trump said well see what happens. This is how much trump cares about ratings. He ended a press conference on a cliffhanger. [ light laughter ] will steve bannon lose his job . Will mike pence and his wife finally go all the way . Find out tomorrow on as the world burns. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] President Trump yesterday defended participants in the White Nationalist rally in charlottesville saying they werent all bad people. Meanwhile, in canada [ laughter ] i want one i want
Form is unacceptable, and the leader of the free world should be unambiguous. Oh, i think she is. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] while President Trump fielded questions yesterday about charlottesville, white house chief of staff john kelly was seen staring at the ground with his arms crossed. And after hearing the press conference, so was the statue of liberty. [ laughter and applause ] when asked yesterday about his confidence in chief adviser and accused White Nationalist steve bannon, President Trump said well see what happens. This is how much trump cares about ratings. He ended a press conference on a cliffhanger. [ light laughter ] will steve bannon lose his job . Will mike pence and his wife finally go all the way . Find out tomorrow on as the world burns. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] President Trump yesterday defended participants in the White Nationalist rally in charlottesville saying they werent all bad people. Meanwhile, in canada [ laughter ] i want one i wan