but we ve got a valentine s day card from a very important person today and it s our favorite vp. take it away kamala. hey valentine. there s a time to celebrate valentine s day and that time is now, for celebrating. because it s the time. love kamala. [cackling laugh] greg: how sweet of her. i think she sent a few. here s another. hey valentine. thanks for the candy, but i would have preferred a venn diagram and a yellow school bus you could see with your own eyes. [cackling laugh] love kamala. greg: last one. hey valentine, [cackling laugh] love kamala. greg: that works. she s a delight. all right. let s talk about mayor pete. you know the guy oh, wow. rush to judgment here. the guy with the round head, goofy face, flapy ears. you keep seeing him and wonder where do you insert the batteries. he s transpo him. you heard about the train derailment over east palestine yo? here s a recap. insane video over east palestine a small town near the pa border, a fr
show prudent sites might your resistible appeal it is the honesty. like a clogged amends room toilet at a time square at burger king. we are brimming with it. for example just now i said happy wednesday in true it is wednesday at. [laughter] fox friends would ve said something like thursday. [laughter] stupid outliers. but that is not just an isolated instance of honesty. perm rates this show it like powdered sugar and brian stelter chest hair. keep telling him to shave. for example this is a slow news day so slow is the only one in this building way until jesse sees what i did to his suits. i had no idea polyester was that flammable. i could ve done a mono on inflation or joe biden but really not again it is so boring but thankfully producer offered this headline quote transit gender x neo not so robert too fast track gender confirmation surgeries. wow. i am so glad he is an ex neo-nazi. [laughter] but talk about a perfect storm of got failed content rate trans, nazi, gender
and cogen analysis it s the honesty like a clogged men s room toilet at a time square burger king. we are brimming with it. for example, just now i said happy wednesday and, true, it s wednesday. fox and friends would have said something like, thursday. stupid liars. but that s not just an isolated instance of honesty. it permeates this show like powdered sugar in brian stelter s chest hair. keep telling him to shave. for example, this was a slow news day. so slow i was like the only one in this building. wait until jesse sees what i did to his suits. hi no idea polyester was that flammable. now i could have done a mono on inflation or joe biden but really not again. it s so boring. thankfully a producer offered this headline. quote, transgender x neo-nazi robber to receive fast track gender confirmation surgeries. wow. i m so glad he s an ex neo-nazi. but talk about a perfect storm of gutfeldian content. trans, nazi, gender surgery, prison. it sounds like a hogan s heroes af
day for me. you saw that one of these balloons was up in alaska, did you see that? don t you feel at some point they go oh, there s a spy balloon. i feel like if it s white and slowly floating, i feel like that s just a balloon balloon. is it really a spy if it s so obvious. when the folk got shot down biden was like, so, is it a boy or is it a girl? [laughter] greg: you did okay there. i u i don t know. did we need fire jets and are we sending a guy with . roseanne: a waste of resources. greg: you probably should have quit after that last joke. tyrus: off the rails. roseanne: probably how it started. the plane thing scared me though, the plane almost landed, but i feel like they took off in the middle of the storm and this is like a lesson to people.
i wonder how my people you got sick here. what. what interest me but the whole plane thing ever inspect people on the plane happy with either invasion of personal space, or a sense of entitlement. i ve it s my pet peeve in my superpower on a plane. when you re online to get on tongue touches the bag behind you just back up. you have to touch me. the other superpower i have is of the person next to me sleeping. if i m inside i can climb over them without waking them up. is called being small. i thought she levitated. spent if i could choose a superpower that would not be the one. spent if i could fly would not to be on a plane. that s what it would be. listen i don t because of falling for this.