in one of my books, i talked about the four pillars that we need to have a great country. so maybe that makes me one pillar short of islam. but in case you re wondering, the five pillars of islam are faith, prayer, tithing, fasting, and making a pilgrimage. you know what other religion does all of those things as well? glenn beck s religion. mormons have faith, prayer, beck himself does tithing, his church requires fasting, and maybe they don t make pilgrimages to mecca, but they do make pilgrimages. here s one pilgrimage story we found. the headline says, for mormon pilgrims, a new york state mecca. if you re thinking, well, that s beck, at least he s consistent. keep in mind just two weeks ago he sang a much different tune. thank you, mr. president.
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Islam. so true or false, did our producer s prediction come true? it did! cue the spectacular and preposterous outrage of glenn beck and his inexplicable bunny. you ll never guess how many pillars the president is going to focus on tonight? yeah, yeah, five. five. the five pillars. i mean, see, you re upsetting the bunny, really. has anyone ever heard the five pillars of islam? do you mind if we just leave the bunny out of this for a second? i feel like the bunny only complicates things and it makes me feel bad, but i don t know why. but, yes, glenn beck and the bunny did pounce on the five pillars connection. as did this conservative blog, which labeled the state of the union a, quote, subliminal bow to mecca. never mind the fact that the
Preposterous outrage of glenn beck and his inexplicable bunny. you ll never guess how many pillars the president is going to focus on tonight? yeah, yeah, five. five. the five pillars. i mean, see, you re upsetting the bunny, really. has anyone ever heard the five pillars of islam. do you mind if we just leave the bunny out of this for a second. i feel like the bunny only complicates things and it makes me feel bad, but i don t know why. but, yes, glenn beck and the bunny did pounce on the five pillars connection. as did this conservative blog, which labeled the state of the union a, quote, subliminal bow to mecca. never mind the fact that the president never used the word pillar in his speech last night, it s possible that only islam-detecting bunnies could hear it. and last week the chinese
Might. in one of my books, i talked about the four pillars that we need to have a great country. so maybe that makes me one pillar short of islam. but in case you re wondering, the five pillars of islam are faith, prayer, tithing, fasting, and making a pilgrimage. you know what other religion does all of those things as well? glenn beck s religion. mormons have faith, prayer, beck himself does tithing, his church requires fasting, and maybe they don t make pilgrimages to mecca, but they do make pilgrimages. here s one pilgrimage story we found. the headline says, for mormon pilgrims, a new york state mecca. if you re thinking, well, that s beck, at least he s consistent. keep in mind just two weeks ago he sang a much different tune.