>> in one of my books, i talked about the four pillars that we need to have a great country. so maybe that makes me one pillar short of islam. but in case you're wondering, the five pillars of islam are faith, prayer, tithing, fasting, and making a pilgrimage. you know what other religion does all of those things as well? glenn beck's religion. mormons have faith, prayer, beck himself does tithing, his church requires fasting, and maybe they don't make pilgrimages to mecca, but they do make pilgrimages. here's one pilgrimage story we found. the headline says, for mormon pilgrims, a new york state mecca. if you're thinking, well, that's beck, at least he's consistent. keep in mind just two weeks ago he sang a much different tune. >> thank you, mr. president.