Greg: i know. I know the ark i know ark. I know i have it working out. It s fried that you know what that means. Let s all come tonight to guess. He looks like the guy who stole your underwear in fifth grade. Comedienne jim norton. [applause] the only thing that can stop him is a very powerful magnet. Johnny joey jones. [cheering and applause] greg: soon she ll have a baby shower and hopefully a nice hot bath here with new times best seller kat timpf. Greg: and a good ear tire was his right. Comedienne a former. . . Tyrus. Greg: i need to take a break. Before we got to some form or new stories get to this. Greg so leftovers. Greg: these of the leftovers were read the jokes that we did not use this week as always is my first time reading them. So they socked, will skin joe and roam around in maple syrup. Look how white i am. Compared to my makeup. Even white a long time boss. Greg: this week the tsa had to remind us of that peanut butter is a liquid. And also that joe biden it can fly c
good afternoon. rail passengers are facing fresh disruption with the start of another wave of strikes in long running disputes over pay, jobs and conditions. today it s train drivers from the aslef union, taking strike action at 15 rail companies some of which won t be running any services at all. tomorrow an aslef overtime ban could mean more disruption. then, on friday, other rail workers, from the rmt union, will go on strike. before more action by aslef drivers on saturday, affecting travel to events such as the fa cup final. our correspondent ben king reports. busy rail hubs were unusually calm as train drivers at the aslef union walked out over pay and working conditions. here at manchester piccadilly, there were no trains from avanti piccadilly, there were no trains from ava nti west piccadilly, there were no trains from avanti west coast, no east midlands. great western, south coast and cross country are also affected as well. aslef has rejected a pay rise of 4% for
[national anthem] [national anthem] rachel: good morning, everybody. it s 6:00 a.m. is that too loud? will: you came out of the gates hot. [laughter] rachel: just trying to bring some energy in the here. it s 6:00. a little cold outside, but it s nice and toasty in here. good to see you. i saw will coming up on what i thought was a good health habit, he was eating a baa manna, but then i found out he was drinking last night, so concern. [laughter] pete: yeah. will has, not that you re going on the able to geolocate his hotel, but he has a fancy new piano bar in the lobby of his hotel. which sounds awesome. will: when i old you about it told you about it, i didn t think be into it. rachel: sounds very billy joel. pete: i can go both ways. [laughter] rachel: he s business in the front and party in the back. pete: piano in the front, nascar in the back. boom. let s do it. will: you wake up on a sunday morning, you start your day off healthy with a banana, you get your
in this one. john: it s a lion s roar. noah: i mean, that is ridiculous. mary: yeah. i have to applaud. he gave him the angle and zverev found the reply. noah: missed that one. noah: right back to his bread and butter, zverev gets the insurance rate, and he ll serve for a spot in the finals when we come back. welcome to roland-garros. ( ) ( ) (luke) this will be a gold mine of local intel. (marci) so, tell us about this corn festival. ( ) (stylist) oooh you got your corn pudding. (marci) so.is it safe around here? (stylist) sometimes. [luke gasping] (marci) no eyebrows? (luke) think of how light it ll feel in the summer. we gotta run. eleven thousand more neighborhoods to go! (vo) ding dong! homes-dot-com. noah: sascha zverev trying to reach second grand slam final, lost in 2020 at the u.s. open. he is one game away, has been serving almost like a cyborg from his second set on. john: what a bummer for casper ruud, though. trying to make the breakthrough,