new york s bravest. so i bought the 20 the 11 fireman s calendar. [cheering and applause] i bought it as thank you and for no other reason. [laughter] this is going to look great on the wall of my hetero bunker. oh, my lord. i certainly hope my studio catches fire in october. [laughter] and it was a good thing i stayed in my bunker all weekend, folksious because just look at the deviant freak show that was first couple to be married in new york city. by the authority vested in me by the laws of the state of new york, i now pronounce you married. you may seal your vows with a kiss. [cheering and applause] stephen: that s right, a kiss on the cheek. or as they call it, scissoring. look at them. 77-year-old phyllis segal and her 85-year-old hus-bride connie kopelov. come on, girls! don t make this permanent. it s clearly just a phase. look, i get it, you re at an experimental age, but trust me, this will wear offer the second you graduate from aqua-jogging class. i don t k
(cheers and applause) swrz that s our show. join us tomorrow night at 11 oing chro. here it is your moment of zen. lawmakers on capitol hill are also feeling the heat. it s hot in washington in more ways than one. as debt talks get heated and come down to the wir captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org captioning spony comedy central [theme song playing] [cheering and applause] stephen: thank you, ladies and gentlemen. whoo, whoo! welcome to the report. thank you so much. [audience chanting stephen ] [cheering and applause] stephen: thank you so much. welcome. good to have you with us. folks, sorry about the glasses. sorry about these. i m just. oh, my god, my eyes are still adjusting. i have not seen daylight since friday because this weekend marked the beginning of legal gay marriage in new york. [laughter] and to escape the force-five gay-nado engulfing the city, i retreated to my underground hetero-bunke
i certainly hope my studio catches fire in october. [laughter] and it was a good thing i stayed in my bunker all weekend, folks, because just look at the deviant freak show that was the first couple to be married in new york city. by the authority vested in me by the laws of the state of new york, i now pronounce you married. you may seal your vows with a kiss. [cheering and applause] stephen: that s right, a kiss on the cheek, or as they call it, scissoring. [laughter] look at them. 77-year-old phyllis segal and her 85-year-old hus-bride connie kopelov. come on, girls, don t make this permanent. it s clearly just a phase. look, i get it, you re at an experimental age, but trust me, this will wear off the second you graduate from aqua-jogging class. [laughter] i don t know how you two are going to break this to your parents. it s going to kill them. [laughter] of course, today here and all around the world, all our thoughts and prayers tonight are with the people of nor
(cheers and applause) swrz that s our show. joins tomorrow night at 11 oing chro. here it is your moment of zen. lawmakers on capitol hill are also feeling the heat. it s hot in washington in more ways than one. as debt talks get heated and come down to the wir captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org captioning sponsored by comedy central [theme song playing] [cheering and applause]. . . stephen: thank you, ladies and gentlemen. wh oo, whoo! welcome to the report. thank you so much. [audience chanting stephen ] [cheering and applause] stephen: thank you so much. welcome. good to have you with us. folks, sorry about the glasses. sorry about these. i m just. oh, my god, my eyes are still adjusting. i have not seen daylight since friday because this weekend marked the beginning of legal gay marriage in new york. [laughter] and no escape the force-five gay-nado engulfing the city, i retreated to my underground
(cheers and applause) jon: let me get you caught up. while many americans were enjoying america s fast food sidewalks and justy dashboard steaks our country moved close ever to self-inflicted economic coulds la, something we have known has been companying for as long as we have been told, it s coming. treasury secretary tim geithner sut approximatinging a date on what says would be a national disaster, as early as parch 31st. we can give congress until the end of june. geithner says the nation will disolve on its dead july 8th. moved the drop dead date from july 8th to august 2 wnd if congress doesn t act by the second they will put our they will downgrade our credit, first time in history, and if that happens, are you going to see cat strafk damage across the american economy and across the global economy. jon: the only other catastrophe that s moved its date this often was spicerman turn off the darbling. (laughter) (laughter) 112th congress has been completely