we have special racks where we chain them up at night. tony: latka i m not talking about bicycles i m talking about bisexuals! latka: so am i. jim colucci: what was brilliant about taxi, with latka, and also later with perfect strangers with balki. balki: am i looking up larry appleton? larry: larry appleton, that s me. balki: larry, larry, larry! jim colucci: they both came from made-up countries so they could have the most outlandish traditions. bronson: which was great because nobody ever got insulted. jim colucci: so they could get away with a lot more as outsiders and have a perspective on us. balki: i am balki bartokomous, philo my fifth cousin three times removed is the step uncle to your father on my mother s side larry: i see, so we re sort of related by rumour. mark linn baker: tom miller and bob boyett who were the creators of perfect strangers were an incredible production team.